How Would You Use THE FORCE at a casino?

[ebepse]

when someone busts my aces i would force-masturbate until im ready then pull down my pants, stand on the table, and jizz on villain without even touching my wang

[boomshakalaka]

tilt with a lightsaber would be fun.

[mbillie1]

i dunno if this is relevant, but i have always wanted to take a crap on a blackjack table

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What would make a good poker set? I Picture

Storm troopers on $1 whites.
Various collector's scenes, but a standard Han Solo for the $5 red.
Yoda on the $25 Green
Darth Vader obv on the black $100.

What else?

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Mace Windu on the $500 (purple)
Luke on the yellow $1K
Chewbacca on the brown $5K
Death Star oversized $25K plaques

[DrewDevil]

I love this thread, especially the guy who would just kill everyone.

[DrewDevil]

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What would make a good poker set? I Picture

Storm troopers on $1 whites.
Various collector's scenes, but a standard Han Solo for the $5 red.
Obi-Wan with blue lightsaber on the $10 blue.
Yoda on the $25 Green
Darth Vader obv on the black $100.

What else?

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Princess Leia in the purple bikini on the $500 (purple)
Luke on the yellow $1K
Chewbacca on the brown $5K
Death Star oversized $25K plaques

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