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06-20-2007, 08:55 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
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[ QUOTE ] How do you know if you MIGHT be a redneck? Srs question. [/ QUOTE ] When I was growing up in MN. My good friend up there was named Chet. He did not attend one day of school in his life. He trapped beavers and sold them for a living. He's 6 years older than me and his parents are dead. He literally lives in a shanty in the woods. He was a good guy. [/ QUOTE ] Son, you aint't no redneck and you're friend is a hermit. My redneck resume: Born and raised in Georgia. Dropped out of high school. Got a GED and a University of Phoenix online degree. Live in a doublewide, in a trailer park. Drive a Ford F-150 pickup. Think Lynyrd Skynyrd are gods(FREEBIRD!). Hank Sr. and Jr. are pretty high on the list too. Used to have a mullet, but cut it short because of the gray. Am a War of Northern Agrression buff. Kennesaw Mountain is one of my favorite hangouts. Drink Budweiser and Old Thompson's. Used to dip Copenhagen and chew Redman. Quit cause I dont want cancer and girls dont like dirty mouthes like that. Love rasslin. Think if you dont understand any of what I typed you ain't a redneck either. Am not ashamed of any of this, so save your cheap shots. Go Dawgs! Any questions? 
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#43
06-20-2007, 09:07 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] How do you know if you MIGHT be a redneck? Srs question. [/ QUOTE ] When I was growing up in MN. My good friend up there was named Chet. He did not attend one day of school in his life. He trapped beavers and sold them for a living. He's 6 years older than me and his parents are dead. He literally lives in a shanty in the woods. He was a good guy. [/ QUOTE ] Son, you aint't no redneck and you're friend is a hermit. My redneck resume: Born and raised in Georgia. Dropped out of high school. Got a GED and a University of Phoenix online degree. Live in a doublewide, in a trailer park. Drive a Ford F-150 pickup. Think Lynyrd Skynyrd are gods(FREEBIRD!). Hank Sr. and Jr. are pretty high on the list too. Used to have a mullet, but cut it short because of the gray. Am a War of Northern Agrression buff. Kennesaw Mountain is one of my favorite hangouts. Drink Budweiser and Old Thompson's. Used to dip Copenhagen and chew Redman. Quit cause I dont want cancer and girls dont like dirty mouthes like that. Love rasslin. Think if you dont understand any of what I typed you ain't a redneck either. Am not ashamed of any of this, so save your cheap shots. Go Dawgs! Any questions? [/ QUOTE ] My N
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#44
06-20-2007, 09:08 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
borgland, your name and avatar are both star-trek references, are you the nerd of the rednecks that brings a captain picard shirt on the hunting trip?
how often do you make/use meth? how did you learn of the internets? would you vote for bush again? opinions on Iraq war etc.?
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#45
06-20-2007, 09:27 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
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borgland, your name and avatar are both star-trek references, are you the nerd of the rednecks that brings a captain picard shirt on the hunting trip? how often do you make/use meth? how did you learn of the internets? would you vote for bush again? opinions on Iraq war etc.? [/ QUOTE ] The tone of some of your questions are stereotypical and ignorant. I'll answer them anyway. 1. Yes I love Star Trek, especially 7 of 9. I prefer fishing in my Captain Picard shirt. 2. Never to both. Meth is dangerous and destroys lives. Unfortunately I do know where I could get some because it's very popular here. 3. Like everyone else. 4. I vote Libertarian. 5. Removing Saddam was a good thing. The way the rest of the war has been run is criminally stupid.
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#47
06-20-2007, 09:32 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] How do you know if you MIGHT be a redneck? Srs question. [/ QUOTE ] When I was growing up in MN. My good friend up there was named Chet. He did not attend one day of school in his life. He trapped beavers and sold them for a living. He's 6 years older than me and his parents are dead. He literally lives in a shanty in the woods. He was a good guy. [/ QUOTE ] Son, you aint't no redneck and you're friend is a hermit. My redneck resume: Born and raised in Georgia. Dropped out of high school. Got a GED and a University of Phoenix online degree. Live in a doublewide, in a trailer park. Drive a Ford F-150 pickup. Think Lynyrd Skynyrd are gods(FREEBIRD!). Hank Sr. and Jr. are pretty high on the list too. Used to have a mullet, but cut it short because of the gray. Am a War of Northern Agrression buff. Kennesaw Mountain is one of my favorite hangouts. Drink Budweiser and Old Thompson's. Used to dip Copenhagen and chew Redman. Quit cause I dont want cancer and girls dont like dirty mouthes like that. Love rasslin. Think if you dont understand any of what I typed you ain't a redneck either. Am not ashamed of any of this, so save your cheap shots. Go Dawgs! Any questions? [/ QUOTE ] My N [/ QUOTE ] Your avatar is the nuts.
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#48
06-20-2007, 09:55 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
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Do you think Larry the Cable Guy is funny? [/ QUOTE ] So-so. He's kind of hit or miss with me. He also is not a real redneck: Real name Dan Whitney and he went to a Nebraska private school until the age of 16.
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#49
06-20-2007, 09:57 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
What percentage of men have purdy mouths?
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#50
06-20-2007, 09:58 PM
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Re: Ask a Redneck thread.
Rate the funniness of this clip from 1-10: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zXkSEcCwU8A
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