Suspected newspaper theft

[robber baron]

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obnoxious and annoying and selfish in the way that only people younger than 25 can be

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[Pog0]

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it could be a plastic surgeon doing it.

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I expected a comment from you.

OP: Curb your Enthusiasm, episode: The Seder (Season 4, episode 7?)

[Golden_Rhino]

I recommend the old fork to the eye

[DrPublo]

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Attach a webcam to your peephole. Set it to record 5am-8am (maybe time lapse every 3s or something) and you'll find your thief in no time.

The Doc

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Dear Adam,

Stop being a tool plz.

Love,

George

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When did you change your avatar?

I was going to suggest something much funnier involving one of those lasso-tied-to-tree things that always work in cartoons, but it somehow didn't seem practical for your average apartment building. I also think webcasting footage of someone stealing your newspaper would be pretty sweet revenge by itself.

The Doc