Top Prize Announced...

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From Cardplayer...

A tournament director just announced that first prize in the Main Event this year will exceed $12 million. The director also announced that there will be 12 instant millionaires at the end of the tournament.

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So, in other words, it hasn't actually been announced.
Since everyone else is getting nitty.

[BeDoHave]

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You know what I'd do with 12 million dollars?

24 chicks at once.

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Chicks dig guys with money

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Especially the kind of chicks that would vigenquadruple up on a dude like me.

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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

[beeyjay]

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So if you win back your buyin you have zero dollars?

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You must be easily satisfied if you think winning back your buy-in is a +$10,000 result.


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this officially wins the dumbest post i have ever seen award. ever.

there are other dumb ones here but this is the most clearly not joking in any way shape or form.

[Whitewash]

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this officially wins the dumbest post i have ever seen award. ever.

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How many times a day do we see people make a statement like this at 2+2?

[pig4bill]

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$12M
One bag to Uncle Sam
One bag to Uncle Ahhhnold (varies with your State of residence)
One bag to the soon to be ex-wife after she sees the bill from the Spearmint Rhino
Half a bag to your divorce lawyer

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Wife? They pay in cash. Half a mill for a fast boat in Florida, then off to the Caymans.

[j_allstar]

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$12M
One bag to Uncle Sam
One bag to Uncle Ahhhnold (varies with your State of residence)
One bag to the soon to be ex-wife after she sees the bill from the Spearmint Rhino
Half a bag to your divorce lawyer

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And one hefty bag of ganja to ease all that pain (whether it be from the nonstop hookersex or all that other stuff)



mmmmmm hookersex

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are people actually arguing about this?

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This thread is freaking hilarious.