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Old 12-13-2006, 06:54 PM
Split Suit Split Suit is offline
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Here's an idea- Bees. Set up a small colony of bees near each door in such a way that the opening of the door will piss the bees off and cause them to defend the nest.

The advantage of this over another booby trap is that the bees will continually attack and the would be robbers will want to get the hell out of there.


Given that you will be aware of the bees presence, you will be able to take the proper precautions to protect yourself from harm when removing the bees upon your return.


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with pix...by far an A+ idea.
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:15 PM
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Smear feces on everything before you leave. There is no downside to this.

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i lol'ed
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:30 PM
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genius.
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Old 12-13-2006, 09:45 PM
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moat with alligators FTW

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I personally liked this idea.
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Old 12-13-2006, 10:02 PM
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leave the house wide open. criminals are always wary of stuff that seems too good to be true. also, they hate getting third-leveled.
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Old 12-13-2006, 10:42 PM
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Default Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room

A more effective variation on this might be to use a syringe to inject something foul into an expensive looking bottle of wine. Do not forget that you have done this [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 12-13-2006, 10:54 PM
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leave the house wide open. criminals are always wary of stuff that seems too good to be true. also, they hate getting third-leveled.

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haha i lol'd and am actually considering this.
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Old 12-14-2006, 12:22 AM
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leave the house wide open. criminals are always wary of stuff that seems too good to be true. also, they hate getting third-leveled.

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haha i lol'd and am actually considering this.

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COME ON IN!
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:14 AM
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moat with alligators FTW

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I personally liked this idea.

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suck up
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Old 12-14-2006, 01:33 AM
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Default Re: Help me design a boobytrap for my room

A simple solution with easily available tools for any college house.


Hang these (used condoms) on all the window latches/door handles on the outside. Also either place them throughout the house AND/OR leave a note on the door proclaiming that every surface in the house has them attached.

You'd have to be one desperado thief to want to wade through stale college boy cum to steal 2nd hand tvs and whatnots.
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