Should I have turned my hand face up?

[BigBadBabar]

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[bernie]

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Showing no. Talking maybe.

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Why are you trying to talk him out of giving you action? Why aren't you seeing that?

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[KitCloudkicker]

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[Wetdog]

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I'm in MP and raise J 9 , it gets reraised and capped four ways.. since I had two bets in I called.

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And you're pissed about being 2 outered? HJMFC hyachachacha

WTF calling 2 with mediocre crap and pissing about that?

Call GW Bush and have that villain deported to your house. Because you live in another world, dude.

[Wetdog]

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Every time you play a hand differently from the way you would have played it if you could see all your opponents' cards, they gain; and every time you play your hand the same way you would have played it if you could see all their cards, they lose. Conversely, every time opponents play their hands differently from the way they would have if they could see all your cards, you gain; and every time they play their hands the same way they would have played if they could see all your cards, you lose.

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Dude, every time I read that, even though I know how right it is, I get dizzy. Yes it's the FTOP, but can a person with english, not math, as their first language put this in a way that's not nausious to a drunkass? Just the way Dave states it makes me go, "What? YES!!! Huh? Of course. Uh, en egles por favor."

Eglish majors, help a brother out. If you know you got them, bet them. If not, check it down?

[JavaNut]

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Dude, every time I read that, even though I know how right it is, I get dizzy. Yes it's the FTOP, but can a person with english, not math, as their first language put this in a way that's not nausious to a drunkass? Just the way Dave states it makes me go, "What? YES!!! Huh? Of course. Uh, en egles por favor."

Eglish majors, help a brother out. If you know you got them, bet them. If not, check it down?

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I'll give it a try to update the fundamental theorem of poker to a more timely language:

U can c tru da back o' da mutafuckas cards, you da man. U maka da mutafucka no c tru da back o' ur cards, he no da man.

Perhaps someone with a better touch on current english can polish it a bit up.

Please do not flame, no slur intended, only pun.