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Old 09-08-2007, 12:37 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: Post your workplace rants here

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MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

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you sell balloons?

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ballons are code for condoms. she sells condoms in a brothel.
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:44 AM
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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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same thing.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:23 AM
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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Double beat. Hooker FTW?
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Old 09-08-2007, 02:10 AM
rjoefish rjoefish is offline
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Double major in polisci and international studies [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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same thing.

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Not to be a nit or anything but they aren't :P One is about politics/theory/systems. The other is about culture and history. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] They do cross over a little though.
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