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DING-DONG YO 09-07-2007 06:06 PM

Post your workplace rants here
 
yea yea, I know this thread has been done 100 times before.

Rant #1 - Not listening to me question and answering it with something unrelated.

DDY: Have we turned the wiget dial green yet?
Person: Well, we worked on 10 rubber softballs today and called the marketing department to confirm that was what they needed.
DDY: So what about the wiget dial?
Person: I've been working on reconciling the receiving reports to the purchase orders. That's done.

DDY: WTF???? DO I talk tO HEAR MYSELF OR SOMETHING ARRRRRGRGRGRGRGRGRRGGRGR

oh well, fudge it, this weekend I'm:

watch:
http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/...120696/uga.jpg

drink:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/1820/budhk3.jpg

Not cause it's good, but b/c it'll get ya drunk with a minimal hangover

And last but not least, get in on one of these:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...o/homegame.jpg

But without all the dbags and Sammy. Plus we'll have beer and fun.

billygrippo 09-07-2007 06:12 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol i hate my job lol


someone give me a better job or $29389283

Dids 09-07-2007 06:12 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
I HAVE A [censored] 4:00 - 5:00 MEETING ON A FRIDAY.

I usually leave at 4:30.

This is stupid as all [censored].

Conspire 09-07-2007 06:14 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
Im self employed but, the other day Pizza hut took almost an hour to get my food. I mean seriously wtf I thought I was a valued customer.

MissChriss 09-07-2007 06:19 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

goofyballer 09-07-2007 06:22 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
I have nothing to do right now, so here I am. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

GIVE ME MEANINGFUL WORK PLZ IM SMART I CAN HANDLE IT

holdme 09-07-2007 06:23 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
poker is fun

IronFly 09-07-2007 06:28 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
[ QUOTE ]
MissChriss: Sir, I just saw you ripping of the balloon from the cord. Would please be so kind to pay it now because you broke it.
Guy: No! (Handed me balloon and walks away!)
MissChriss: Sir, you really need to pay the balloon. You are kind of ruining my job at the moment.
Guy: Piss off! (Throws something at me)
MissChriss: Sir, I would like you to come with me and speak to my boss.
Guy: I'm not gonna pay it. (Throws some more stuff at me, which hit me and really hurt me)
MissChriss: WTF ARE YOU THROWING THINGS AT ME!! NOW UR GONNA PAY THAT [censored] BALLOON RIGHT NOW!!!
Guy: (runs away)
MissChriss: PAY IT NOW!!!
Guy: (looks back and gives me a middle finger and goes to exit)
MissChriss: YOU [censored] SCUMBAG!!
Person: That's not a very nice thing to say is it?
MissChriss: He deserved it, he broke my balloon. I have no respect for people breaking my balloons!

later...

Boss: Reception called..You were making a mess at the exit?
MissChriss: (explaining situation)
Boss: LOL I would have done the same! Good job!

[/ QUOTE ]

you sell balloons?

MissChriss 09-07-2007 06:29 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
...yes

futuredoc85 09-07-2007 06:35 PM

Re: Post your workplace rants here
 
god today at work i sat in my recliner (put on a shirt w/ my boxers and everything!) and was gonna play like 4-5K hands of 2/4 but then i made 7 buyins in like 1500 hands and now i dont feel like playing anymore! [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]


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