OMG.... must read...

[KajunKenny]

Ya dude I went into the shower assuming she would play real money.. gimmie a break... you got a serious problem. I have noticed that your additude in all threads is pretty much that you are an ass. Must be a depressed life you live behind your computer feeling like your something. I would be 100 times my bankroll that in real life you wouldn't talk like this to people.

I'll post the hand histories as soon as stars sends them to me...

[poisonxfree]

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Big talk behind the little screen chump, if ya ever around new orleans let me know...


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10k fight yo!?

[Canard]

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How could she NOT use this as an excuse to dump you for being a donk at life

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Big talk behind the little screen chump, if ya ever around new orleans let me know...


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Why? Do you want to arrange to meet up so you can give me a wadge of money or accidently let me steal your car or something?

[Wools]

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How the hell do you make something like this up. Like im not pissed off enough to have some chump call me a liar..

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How the hell do you [censored] something like this up? Log into stars for someone and then leave the room for awhile. Best Idea Ever(TM).

[furyshade]

either way, it is your own fault, what did you think "can i play poker" meant, its like you gave a monkey a gun and got pissed when he shot someone, if you know she is this dense make sure she plays a play money game, its worth the extra minute

[Big Limpin]

Kenny, i believe you. I dont see why anyone wouldnt. Anyways. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

Right now i'm both feeling really bad for you, and lol'ing my aass off at this...and you can't put the blame on her, this ALL your own fault. Mistake, meh, c'est la vie. Still, lololol [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

But thats not why i post. I want to hear ALL the details on how the ensuing 30seconds - half hour wnet down after this happened. What you said, she said, how the surreal morphed into the all too real, etc. The stunned silences. Watching her face go ashen. I want a play by play of the whole scene.

Again, i feel for you man, i really do, but this is hilarious.

PS u gots less roll than me!!!11

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Big talk behind the little screen chump, if ya ever around new orleans let me know...


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10k fight yo!?

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He'd probably go in the shower and accidently let his girlfriend take the fight for him and come back to find she'd already lost. Besides, I don't think he has 10k...

[Rainbow Warrior]

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either way, it is your own fault, what did you think "can i play poker" meant, its like you gave a monkey a gun and got pissed when he shot someone, if you know she is this dense make sure she plays a play money game, its worth the extra minute

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[Wesley Willis]

WHERE'S MY SMITH & WESSON?!?
What did you do with it?
Find my Smith & Wesson or else
If you don't search for it, I'm going to crack your head with my karate stick

You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol

Where did you hide my Smith & Wesson?
Where did you hide it at?
I know one thing, you [censored]
Find my pistol, or I'll crack your head with my karate stick

You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol

Look it your closet for my Smith & Wesson
Look in your dresser drawer for it
My Smith & Wesson better come up
If it doesn't come up, I'm going to crack your skull and put you in the hospital

You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol
You better find my pistol

McDonalds, what you want is what you get

[onthebutton]

Maybe she just saved you the time and agony of losing all those monies yourself.