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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
super aids
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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I got pissed a few months ago, took a massive dump in the morning and there was blood on the toilet roll. Pretty sure there was nothing else wrong with me except having to force a turd the size of a baseball bat through my butthole. [/ QUOTE ] I imagined Emma Watson saying this. It was strangely sexy. |
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i ate enchiladas tonight to solve the same problem...it works imo
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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stop havin buttsecks [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
Ok so just for clarification purposes this dump was big enough where you had to forseeably take your jacket off to wipe.
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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...and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested). [/ QUOTE ] qflol |
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There are no magic ass-bleeds. [/ QUOTE ] for some reason this hit me like the first time someone told me there was no santa claus. |
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oh man, i got a real good laugh out of this, thx OP
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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stop havin buttsecks [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
This symptom is usually accompanied by a turd that is both down the hole of the toilet, and out of the water touching the rim of the toilet.
Bloody stool happens, nothing to be ashamed of. |
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