Anyone in here ever taken a scientology "stress test"?

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I sort of did , once. About 20 yrs ago I was in DC putting together a project, and things weren't going well.
So. I have to go and see this guy, which pissed me off to begin with, and on top of that, I'm late.
I'm at this corner and these guys have this table set up with this stupid machine, and I thought to myself I need these clowns like I need a brick on the river.
Of course, they descended on me. Started in on their pitch, and I told them I didn't have time to waste on them.
So, this one guy says I really need to take this test, I look very stressed. No kidding, pal. And you're making me even more stressed so can it, Good-bye.
No less than three of these nuts got behind me and pushed me back to the table. I've had it by now. I remember thinking, say one more thing about this fraud, please.
Well, they did. And I yelled, this thing fixes stress?
Great!
I smashed it.
You wanna know something? That thing really worked! I felt so much better after that.