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Old 06-18-2007, 02:36 AM
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Default Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand

what qualifies here for the bad beat jackpot?
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:36 AM
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"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:40 AM
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put your gun on the table and say "if i don't cash i'm blowing my brains out" i think that would make it super hard for someone to bust you
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:41 AM
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put your gun on the table and say "if i don't cash i'm blowing my brains out" i think that would make it super hard for someone to bust you

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better yet, show up like half an hour late, put the gun on the table as well as a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it, just say "sorry guys, had to pick my buyin up"
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:41 AM
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For every hand you lose, take off an article of clothing and toss it to the winner of the pot. Don't listen when they tell you to stop.
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:42 AM
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"I think I ate your chocolate squirrel."

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"i ate a big red candle" >>>> ^
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:44 AM
T.J. Combo T.J. Combo is offline
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put your gun on the table and say "if i don't cash i'm blowing my brains out" i think that would make it super hard for someone to bust you

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This reminded me of that epic thread where dude stabbed a guy for calling and sucking out with QT. I lol'ed hard remembering it.
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:52 AM
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Default Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand

The key to texas no limit holdem tournaments is not making an annoying and witty remark during the first hand of the tourmament!!!











It is making annoying and witty remarks during the entire tournament!
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Old 06-18-2007, 02:57 AM
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The key to texas no limit holdem tournaments is not making an annoying and witty remark during the first hand of the tourmament!!!











It is making annoying and witty remarks during the entire tournament!

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That and bold aggressive play.
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Old 06-18-2007, 03:03 AM
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Hold up a sign saying that your deaf and ask each and everyone to donate.

** emphasise retard speak**

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seems you are already fluent

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