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damn rookie. she's a whore. [/ QUOTE ] Seriously, this is the most likely scenario. |
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We are coming to vegas next week, tell me next time you hit up the strip club and i'll evaluate the situation for you.
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op=lifefish
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[ QUOTE ] lol nice of u to respond stephen (srsly tho). i was drinking vodka and red bull (thanks TJ) and prty coked out of my dome [/ QUOTE ] I think at the "ripe ole' age of 21".....doing redbulls,vodka,coke ,and frequenting strip clubs in Las Vegas.........is most def. -EV ~stephen [/ QUOTE ] good thing bakes doesn't fit that bill then. |
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"and then took me into the VIP room where i proceeded to blow about 1k." she gave you her number you say? [/ QUOTE ] Buy me a couple lap dances with her so I can get a better read... |
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Calling strippers is really really lame, and I used to go to the stipclub every week i know all the etiquette.
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Bakes: omg guys shh shh I am dialing the number...
Guys: -high giggling- Phone: -bleep bleep bloop bloop bloop bleep bleep- ring ring... Stripper: ...hello? Guys: -more high giggling- Bakes: GUYS SHUT UP SHUTUP SHE IS ON THE PHOOOOOONE. -To phone- heyyyyy, it's bakes. Stripper: ... Bakes: From last night? Stripper: ... Bakes: I gave you $1000 in the VIP room to touch my neck? Stripper: OHHHHH BAKESSSSSSS, heyyyyy honey...how's it goin? Bakes: I am in love with you. Stripper: Ya? Bakes: Ya, totally I feel like we shared a moment last night. Stripper: ya? Bakes: ya. Stripper: let's meet up tomorrow at my boyfriend's house and I will touch your neck for $1000. Bakes: AWESOME -hangs up-. Guys: you are totally getting laid tomorrow. FIN |
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yawn
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*high giggle*
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