We can't stop here....this is bat country!

[Big Poppa Smurf]

For the last time everyone I am not freezing any birds in our fridge, and certainly not the owl that would rid me of the bat in the first place. I have more honor than that.

[Brainwalter]

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OK I guess you need to get a pet owl.

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tell me more. Please make certain to discuss the owl removal process!

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Pet eagle?

[Leaky Eye]

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Ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a bat in the depths of an ether binge.

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This post is quality.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

Do eagles have any natural predators?

[Los Feliz Slim]

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Do eagles have any natural predators?

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Bats.

[Brainwalter]

[censored].

[Klompy]

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Do eagles have any natural predators?

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You could buy a snake to eat the eagle's eggs to ensure that it doesn't reproduce, but until the eagle dies of natural causes, I think you'd be screwed.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

Yeah this bat and I are on about equal ground right now, an eagle would whoop my ass lacrosse helmet and broom or not. We discussed just getting used to the bat, this way when people came over we could be like "oh and watch out for the bat," and then they'd ask if we had a pet bat, and we would say no. Man the looks on their faces!

[spock86]

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For the last time everyone I am not freezing any birds in our fridge

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crank the air conditioning?

[Brainwalter]

Get one of those ultrasonic dog whistles and see if you can disrupt the bat's sonar, make it fly into something, and grab it while it's stunned.