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Old 05-01-2007, 09:42 AM
Weir Weir is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

LET HIM CUM ON YOUR FACE. THINGS WILL BE OKAY.
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Old 05-01-2007, 09:59 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

This is saved from being a beat by that classy lotion he uses. NH Slier.
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Old 05-01-2007, 12:20 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

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I expected it to be tongni but then you said has sex with underage girls not fails miserably with a 14 yearold then strikes out even worse with their mother, I knew it wasn't him.

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rofl
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:08 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

I really really regret reading this thread.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:12 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

I think I gotta step up and rep the half asians.
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:21 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

so hes not dead?
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:24 PM
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I really really regret reading this thread.

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all teh funny went to bbv4life
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Old 05-01-2007, 01:41 PM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

thank god hov no longer comes to this board - he'd be so full of repressed homosexual lust and rage that he'd finally kill slider
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Old 05-01-2007, 02:03 PM
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5 times actually ldo!

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hope the cat isn't involved
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Old 05-01-2007, 10:37 PM
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