Nigerian on the hook...

[Banditgberg]

[ QUOTE ]
Apologisers For Using This Medium To Communicate With You. Though This Medium Called Internate Has Been Greatly Abused

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Finally!!!!!!!! Apologisers for the internate being rigged!!!

[pokerstudAA]

Here is the application I sent to her. Hopefully she will respond soon with photos and completed application.....

APPLICATION FOR MODELLING SCHOLARSHIP

SECTION 1:PERSONAL INFORMATION

YOUR NAME:
YOUR ADDRESS:


DATE OF BIRTH:
PLACE OF BIRTH:
OCCUPATION:

SECTION 2: ANTI-TERRORISM DECLARATION

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OR ARE YOU CURRENTLY A MEMBER OF ANY OF THESE ORGANIZATIONS (ANSWER YES OR NO)

1. AL-QUEDA
2. PALENSINIAN LIBERATION ORGANIZATION
3. UNICEF
4. HIZBALLA
5. SPECTRE
6. WWF
7. HAMAS

2b. DO YOU OWN ANY OF THE FOLLOWING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION – INCLUING BUT NO LIMITED TO THE FOLLOWING – PLEASE ANSWER YES OR NO.

ROCKET LAUNCHER
AUTOMATIC MACHINE GUN
GERNADES
PHOTON TORPEDO
INTERCONTINENTAL BALISTIC ICE MAKER
EXPLOSIVES

2C. DO YOU OWN A NUCLEAR REACTOR? YES OR NO?
2D. DO YOU OWN A JET PACK? YES OR NO?
2E. DO YOU OWN A COMPUTER? IFYES PLEASE ENTER MODEL NUMBER.

SECTION 3: CRIMINAL HISTORY

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING? PLEASE REPOND YES OR NO. IF YES PLEASE DESCRIBE THE OFFENCE.

ASSAULT
BEASTIALITY
BUGGERY
POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA
THEFT
INTERNET FRAUD
NECROFILIA
POSSESSION OF COCAINE
POSSESSION OF HERION
TAX FRAUD
WITCHCRAFT
TERRIBLE ODORS
VOODOO
PROSTITUTION
VANDALISM


SECTION 4: MODELLING CONSENT

DO YOU CONSENT FOR YOUR IMAGE TO BE USED IN ADVERTISING CAMPAINS?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED FOR ADVERTISING BEFORE?
WOULD YOU CONSIDER PHOTOGRAPHING IN THE NUDE?
ARE YOU OR YOUR FAMILY EMPLOYEES OF EIGHT PLUS FOUR PUBLISHING COMPANY?
CAN WE CREATE LIKNESSES OF YOUR IMAGE USING MS PAINT FOR BBV?


THANK YOU FOR FILLING OUT TH MODEL QUESTIONAIRE COMPLETELY AN DO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE.

PLEASE SIGN HERE

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[-zero-]

Should've fixed the 50 typos before sending.... Although from the emails I doubt he'll notice.

[Ricardo Rivero]

lol this is so funny

[rafiki]

honestly this is my fav 2+2 thread, better then all the brandi's

[joes28]

tell her to send a picture of her puss.

[rakemeplz]

If you get a LOL SCAMMAMENTS sign I will kiss you.

[___SK___]

As awesome as LOL SCAMMAMENTS" would be, they are probably aware of the the word scam. So any form of the word would throw alarms.

[lowstakesfish]

this is far and away the best thread i've read since ipots

[theblitz]

I love the way you group UNICEF and WWF with the PLO, Hammas etc.

Any chance of getting a nice nude photo?

And don't forget to ask "her" for some money for processing of the scolarship.