Beat like a mofo... Hospital/Jail/Dumped and cheated on...

[4_2_it]

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1. Not going to meet her.
2. Giving a crap
3. Not punching her/dude
4. No hookers
5. Telling the truth
6. LOL DONKAMENTS
7. Set=garunteed nuts
9. For my lost god
10. EVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVREYTHINGEVERYTHING!!!

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11. ??????
12. Profit

[bobman0330]

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Man the OP is quite obviously a tool however

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I don't get it, besides punching a glass window, peeing on myself, and telling the truth to my girlfriend what did i do wrong?

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Well, there's one thing you didn't do, and that's end a single sentence with a lone period.

[StarkNaked]

I'll still give it a B-. Comeonguys pissing self = above average behavior.

[jstill]

OP seems like a normal guy to me (got drunk and angry about a girl situation and did something stupid)? just try being a bit more clever while drunk (ie not telling the cops the truth) and dont tell the truth next time about being stoned and its all good to go.

any chick that plays games, tells u not to do things u used to do or hangs up on u regularly or mentions ex boyfriends trying to make u jealous arent worth the time anyways so u really didnt lose a whole lot im guessing and something like this would have happened eventually no matter what u did (shed find the first excuse to get pissed and find a new guy and ditch ur ass).

[bonds]

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here's the story... Been with this girl for six months... she is way hotter than I usually pull... I told her I would quit smoking weed for her... I show up to her house lit up like a x-mas tree, and she asked me if i was stoned... "of course not baby"...

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The ladies love it when you lie to them.

[adanthar]

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1. Not going to meet her.
2. Giving a crap
3. Not punching her/dude
4. No hookers
5. Telling the truth
6. LOL DONKAMENTS
7. Set=garunteed nuts
9. For my lost god
10. EVERYTHINGEVERYTHINGEVREYTHINGEVERYTHING!!!

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8. I hope OP's woman punchin' fist heals with no lasting injury or trauma

[JohnAndersen]

all women are whores, except your mom and grandma...and they WERE

[canis582]

Time to move down in hotness.

[bmwguy525]

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all women are whores, except your mom and grandma...and they WERE

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I wouldn't surprised if this guy's still are, sounds like a bloodline problem

[Emperor]

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all women are whores, except your mom and grandma...and they WERE

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It took me one wife, and one somebody elses wife, to figure this out.

Now I just have to figure out what to do with this information.