Microbob's online poker thread

[MicroBob]

Mike,
That video is freaking odd.
Well done.

[krazyace5]

Microbob for presidente!

[Mike Haven]

We need an "Ask MicroBob" Forum fo sho.

[krazyace5]

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We need an "Ask MicroBob" Forum fo sho.

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Sklansky who?

[Synergistic Explosions]

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Super strong Cuban coffee. You'll be so buzzed nothing else will matter.


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Cuban coffee has been banned by my government, along with Neteller, embryonic stem cell research, and playing poker in my home.

Right now I'm just sitting alone in a wooden chair totally motionless. I'm afraid any movement might draw attention from the Justice Department.

I need an alcoholic drink that isn't banned in the U.S. My last bottle I brought back from Greece had me detained at the Airport while men wearing rubber gloves probed me. All because they said alcoholic products linked to wormwood were against the law in the U.S. I am still on probation for that one. Would of been jail time except I turned states evidence against a friend who I knew was smoking Cuban Cigars on a daily basis. Better him than me!

God Bless America.

[MicroBob]

The Steven Wright approach:
"I put instant coffee in a microwave. I almost travelled back in time."

If you do this then you can go back before this whole screwy neteller thing took place and get your money out.


Regarding siiting motionless in a wooden-chair: This kind of activity is exactly what will draw the attention of the U.S. govt.
You need to go about some kind of routine to deflect attention.

Also, put on exercise video and do some squat-thrusts or something. You need to get in shape and the squat thrusts will distract and confuse (and potentially turn on) the govt agens.
Mostly though, if the govt is going to bang down your door then you don't want to go down without a fight. So a little exercise would a good thing in times like these. Good tension reliever too.

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You need to go about some kind of routine to deflect attention.

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Thankyou Bob, you are right. I need to blend in more to mainstream American society.

I might join this Christian group today that guards the transports of discarded frozen embryos from fertility clinics to the city dump. They are worried some scientists might try to kidnap one for stem cell research.

I will join and make sure those frozen emybys thaw out in the dirt of the dump and won't leave until the seagulls tear them apart and there are no cells left of them for research!

[big dummy]

Microbob,

I'm sitting on the button with JJ facing a raise. Should I...

1. be worried because Vince Van Patton says this is the hardest hand to play?
2. Have fireworks go off in my head?
3. Move up in limits so people respect my raises?
4. Stop cruising porn and concentrate on the game?

Thank you. I'm especially interested in whether the answer changes in this post-Neteller world.

[MicroBob]

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This sentence is a lie.

Microbob, care to comment/resolve?

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I don't care to resolve...but I will comment:
I like paradoxes such as that.


gbdummie -
yes

[1p0kerboy]

MicroBob-

How many stress stars have you gotten from PokerStars?