Proper Revenge Ideas Needed

[Rushmore]

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THEN.....on Chrismas Day for Christ's sake (no pun intended...wait, yes it was)

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i'm confused here. could you explain to me which word or phrase here has two meanings that qualify this as a pun?

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Either you are a leveling genius, or you live under a rock and don't know that Christ was supposedly born on Christmas.

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i'm fully aware. i still don't see a pun in there.

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it appears pete is trying to get techinical with the exact definition of the word pun and its use in that sentence, which im sure everyone appreciates.

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Actually, the OP used the proper word when he used "pun."

If "Christmas" means "mass of Christ" (which it does, btw), then "Christmas Day" would, of course, mean, virtually definitively, "Day for Christ's sake," as all masses are technically given in the name of (or "for the sake of") someone.

But I'm sure the OP appreciated the erroneous pedancy.

Reminds me of this TOOL boss I used to have who used to correct people who said "Just give it to Michael or me," by saying "Ahem, it's just give it to Michael or I."

Well, uh, no, that's wrong.

He would have done well to just keep quiet.

[phydaux]

Hi, I am using my friends log in to tell you this: Don't tell the husband he won't beleive you anyway. I don't think you should try to deport her first because that never works (it is about as hard to get them deported as it was to get them in) and second because I have a better idea. It's totally harmless (physically) but really annoying.
I was dating a guy for a while when he stopped talking to me, I got an email from him on valentines day- he dumped me. I was so pissed I filled out every magazine subscription form I could get my hands on and had them sent to his house. You know those "check here for a one year subscription, bill me later." I had his email address and phone number too. I added this information to every mailing list and ordered every "receive this video about our product" I could find. I went online and added his email address to evey mailing list I could find. I did this for about a year. He eventually had to move and change his phone number. I know through a friend that it was really messing with him. He was unable to stop some of the subscriptions I had sent to his house and had to pay the bills.
I don't know if it will work for you but that's what I did.
Some chick he works with. aka Sailor Tiger

[Jihad]

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i'd start with posting naked pics of her here.

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Also, being the resident revenge expert on this forum, I will say that the only thing you really need to worry about is that the fiance must find out. Basically you need to collect some hard evidence, then show it to him in a very grandiose fashion, involving as many spectators as possible. I think that this is perfectly acceptable, just make sure to cover your own bases and cut her off from anything that she could get crazy with ASAP. That means any obtuse financial connections, family, friends, stop talking to her completely at work, all that.

Just whatever you do, do not let this just get buried. Punish her.

[fluffpop62]

woow that^^ is brilliant//cruel!!

[phydaux]

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Hi, I am using my friends log in to tell you this...

Some chick he works with. aka Sailor Tiger

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And that's what I get for leaving my computer logging in at work. LOL!

Call the guy and tell her that you and his girl need to go to the medical clinic, and that he should consider going too.

It seems that you were plan "B" all along.

[Warik]

Why get revenge at all? Just hold on to the information for extortion later if necessary.