my dog just ate 3 grams of weed... - Page 3

dw2006 · #21 09-23-2006, 01:06 AM

I think your dog has a serious problem. I know it was cool to smoke weed in obedience school, but come on. It is time to face the real world snoopy, say no to drugs.

wet work · #22 09-23-2006, 01:28 AM

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Volume/mass ratios are the concern here.

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No. The dog weighs 45 pounds and he ate 3 grams. A 180 pound person can eat a fuckton more than 12 grams of weed without dying.

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Dogs are not people. They have different body chemistries. Chocolate is toxic. Ibuprofin can kill. Once when I went to Australia I stole my 40 pound dog's valium (I hate to fly and he had it for thunderstorms) and it [censored] me up beyond belief, because the dosage was twice what the correct human dosage is (why it didn't occur to me to check this ahead of time, I don't know).

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I think flying intensifies the effects as well. Maybe it's the altitude. I'm not sure of the exact reason at the moment.

Homer · #23 09-23-2006, 01:32 AM

You've been a dumb [censored] so far, so you might as well keep it up by not taking him to the vet.

wet work · #24 09-23-2006, 01:41 AM

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You've been a dumb [censored] so far, so you might as well keep it up by not taking him to the vet.

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At this hour you'd have to go to an emergency vet ie. very expensive bill for something that's not a big deal at all.

HermanLi · #25 09-23-2006, 01:47 AM

Don't break the [censored] law.

MagicNinja · #26 09-23-2006, 02:15 AM

Haha was about to say play that dawg some floyd. Someone got there first.

AllinDan · #27 09-23-2006, 02:22 AM

my first reaction was gonna be to suggest the weed won't even affect him. After reading post, it sounds like what happens with most animals when you get them stoned, and I'd suggest just letting him sleep it off. 3 grams isn't gonna kill anything. as for music, go for it! if he doesn't like it he'll let you know. I'd suggest some good phish.

wet work · #28 09-23-2006, 02:49 AM

The first time my dog ate the brownies I was a little worried because it was so many. He just got into a plate on the counter and I'm sure he got a little more than he bargained for thinking he was just scoring some regular brownies. When he managed to get into them again a few days later I figured he knew what he was in for and wanted to party.

HossTheBoss · #29 09-23-2006, 02:56 AM

don't worry man, 3 grams of your tucson dirt weed isn't going to do anything

Glo · #30 09-23-2006, 03:24 AM

I'm lazy, OP please read.

Didn't sound good, but I hope it helps. Also, sounds like he'll be okay in the mornin', if not a little tired coming off the weed...