I just threw $100 in cosmetics into the garbage can at SFO airport

[wiseheart]

at least you aren't always an SSSS,
ALWAYS requiring the wanding/pat-down/etc.

I came back from Europe once, and when the
guy scanned my Passport, the computer beeped...
was like what does that mean? 'Nothing, just take
this giant red card and walk over there...[censored]

[WackityWhiz]

I would have put my cologne in my pocket. But I'm not balla like you.

[bad beetz]

i never read the news, it brings me down and eats up my time.

What do want me to call them? "Big cock like to [censored] vaginas and beat up poser’s products?" jeebus don't be so suburban.

I put on some cosmetic products, and then I bang more chicks than you do.

[bad beetz]

I had to give up all my snakes

[bad beetz]

Word. tron. [censored]. WORD.

I was trying to think of something clever to respond to that assclown, but I can't cause I'm dumb. You hit it right in the kidney.

[bad beetz]

Jack, I forgive you.

Pound it.

[bad beetz]

[censored] you are smart.

damn. I'm dumb. And I don't smell crescent fresh. I smell like pool water.

I'm gonna go bag on some chicks right now. report coming in 2 hours.

[Guyon]

I just hatched a brilliant idea...

Collect all the discarded toiletries, cosmetics, etc, at the check-in line and peddle them for 5X their cost by the departures gate.

[hotsauce615]

I went to a yankee game last night and they made me open my drink make me take a sip, and also like looked at my ipod for like 5 minutes.

[Ray Zee]

[ QUOTE ]
beetz,

Also, I too was wondering what chick you were travelling with after reading the title of this post.

[/ QUOTE ]

i dont know what girl he was with but i know she must be very rich as i understand she buys two seats whenever she flies.