advice that can be boiled down to one sentence

[By-Tor]

Doo onto others...









...before others can doodoo on you.

[DeezNuts]

"Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."

My buddy used to always say this whenever I was having relationship problems and thinking of breaking it off. It was a very good no-stance policy.

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[GambleGamble]

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The secret to corporate success is to walk fast and look worried.

Seriously, try it sometime.

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I know and have worked for complete idiots who this was realisticly the only thing they ever did, just throw a piece of paper or folder in there hand and it completes it one million percent

[Freakin]

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this is something of a company motto...

[kyleb]

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YOU SEE THIS WATCH?



THIS WATCH COST MORE THAN YOUR CAR.

[kyleb]

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this is something of a company motto...

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Actually quite true, it's on our whiteboard.

[By-Tor]

"Every now and then, say 'what the [censored]'."

[Waterfall]

-Snitches get stitches.

-It's all pink on the inside

[terrapin314]

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Don't [censored] where you eat.

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Having experienced this firsthand, this is the best advice I can give anyone. This could be a thread itself.

[Max Raker]

Don't be an idiot. Changed my life.