Calvin Ayres WildCard Poker Tournament

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Calvin Ayre can do as many TV shows as he wants to because:

*** HE HAS MONEY TO BURN ***

You too can have 12 hours of your own TV time on FSN if:

1. You write a check for $1 million payable to "National Sports Programming", the NewsCorp-owned corporate entity that provides national programming to the FSN regional networks.

2. You write another check for $500,000 payable to "441 Productions", the company that produces TV poker with the "cinematic" dark look (i.e. WSOP on ESPN, Monte Carlo Millions 2004 on FSN, Calvin Ayre Wildcard)

3. You put up $500,000 of your own prize money.

4. You put up another $500,000 to hire caterers, bands, limos, security guards, h--kers ERRRRRRRRRRR "models", etc.

5. You write another check for $n0,000 payable to "Savage Tournaments, Inc." for the services of tournament director extrodinaire Matt Savage.

etc. etc. etc.