fourtune-less fortune cookie

[El Diablo]

All,

Fortune cookies with sayings instead of fortunes piss me off.

[bobbyi]

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It wouldn't have been a fortune anyways. It would have been a statement like "Good people find happiness in strife."

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Man I hate aphorism cookies masquerading as fortune cookies. If I were a piece of paper whose only job in life was to tell someone their fortune, I would have the balls to do it and take the risk of being wrong.

[sushijerk]

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When telling this story to a group of friends--which happen to be Asian--they informed me as to the curse of the fortuneless fortune cookie.

I know it sounds kinda funny, but I am dead serious.

Regards,
ness

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Yet there is no such thing as fortune cookies in Asia.