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Re: The best job that somebody you know has...
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[ QUOTE ] Hollister is a very easy job Be a bartender www.quixtar.com be an IBO Be a stripper Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed Join a Rock band I cant think of any else [/ QUOTE ] Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job. Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers. [/ QUOTE ] Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better? |
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Re: The best job that somebody you know has...
I hear playing poker for a living is a cool gig.
My friend had a job once were he monitored satalites, basically he god paid decent money to sit in a room at night alone and do absoultely nothing, except make a phone call if something totally whacked out happened, which never did. He used to go there and sleep, or wed go there and get drunk. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hollister is a very easy job Be a bartender www.quixtar.com be an IBO Be a stripper Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed Join a Rock band I cant think of any else [/ QUOTE ] Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job. Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers. [/ QUOTE ] Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better? [/ QUOTE ] No, I mean how bout regular fitting clothes. Only guys that are 5'9 and shorter and weigh less than 170 can actually shop there. The store is for little people. |
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Re: The best job that somebody you know has...
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hollister is a very easy job Be a bartender www.quixtar.com be an IBO Be a stripper Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed Join a Rock band I cant think of any else [/ QUOTE ] Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job. Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers. [/ QUOTE ] Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better? [/ QUOTE ] No, I mean how bout regular fitting clothes. Only guys that are 5'9 and shorter and weigh less than 170 can actually shop there. The store is for little people. [/ QUOTE ] ohh, I thought you were ripping on me because I like the store. Also, if you thought I was an [censored] for wearing the clothes I was going to ask if you are gay? haha |
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Re: The best job that somebody you know has...
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hollister is a very easy job Be a bartender www.quixtar.com be an IBO Be a stripper Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed Join a Rock band I cant think of any else [/ QUOTE ] Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job. Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers. [/ QUOTE ] Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better? [/ QUOTE ] No, I mean how bout regular fitting clothes. Only guys that are 5'9 and shorter and weigh less than 170 can actually shop there. The store is for little people. [/ QUOTE ] ohh, I thought you were ripping on me because I like the store. Also, if you thought I was an [censored] for wearing the clothes I was going to ask if you are gay? haha [/ QUOTE ] I am definately not gay, girls can wear the clothes all day everyday. Just not fat ones, because the clothes are tight. If you are not a larger girl, then Heather please go ahead and wear nothing ... I mean wear the clothes |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Hollister is a very easy job Be a bartender www.quixtar.com be an IBO Be a stripper Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed Join a Rock band I cant think of any else [/ QUOTE ] Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job. Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers. [/ QUOTE ] Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better? [/ QUOTE ] yes. compare this: to this: if you pick number 2 over number one you are a grade A [censored]. |
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Re: The best job that somebody you know has...
hahahaa great post!
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A buddy of mine lives in Costa Rica and owns an online sportsbook. He makes a grundle, lives in a mansion above San Jose, has a fulltime chef, housekeeper and driver and has a nice beach house in Quepos. He works about 2 hours a day setting and checking lines, the rest of the time he's at the beach, golfing or playing poker. He also has the hottest wife I've ever seen in person (she's a tica). I'm only mildly jealous of his life.
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i know a guy who is a horse inseminator. he literally gets paid to jack off most of the day (not himself, but still pretty good).
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my fraternity brother is a grandson of brown as in brown-forman, he travels the US and sells jack daniels, makers mark etc. Throws talgates with models at big sporting events, oh yeah and is already set for life financially.
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