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Old 03-30-2006, 01:22 PM
Heather Heather is offline
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Hollister is a very easy job
Be a bartender
www.quixtar.com be an IBO
Be a stripper
Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed
Join a Rock band

I cant think of any else

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Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job.
Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers.

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Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better?
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:25 PM
Alobar Alobar is offline
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I hear playing poker for a living is a cool gig.


My friend had a job once were he monitored satalites, basically he god paid decent money to sit in a room at night alone and do absoultely nothing, except make a phone call if something totally whacked out happened, which never did. He used to go there and sleep, or wed go there and get drunk.
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:26 PM
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Default Re: The best job that somebody you know has...

[ QUOTE ]
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Hollister is a very easy job
Be a bartender
www.quixtar.com be an IBO
Be a stripper
Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed
Join a Rock band

I cant think of any else

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Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job.
Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers.

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Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better?

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No, I mean how bout regular fitting clothes. Only guys that are 5'9 and shorter and weigh less than 170 can actually shop there. The store is for little people.
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:29 PM
Heather Heather is offline
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Default Re: The best job that somebody you know has...

[ QUOTE ]
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Hollister is a very easy job
Be a bartender
www.quixtar.com be an IBO
Be a stripper
Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed
Join a Rock band

I cant think of any else

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Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job.
Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers.

[/ QUOTE ]

Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better?

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No, I mean how bout regular fitting clothes. Only guys that are 5'9 and shorter and weigh less than 170 can actually shop there. The store is for little people.

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ohh, I thought you were ripping on me because I like the store. Also, if you thought I was an [censored] for wearing the clothes I was going to ask if you are gay? haha
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:31 PM
IlliniLou IlliniLou is offline
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Default Re: The best job that somebody you know has...

[ QUOTE ]
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Hollister is a very easy job
Be a bartender
www.quixtar.com be an IBO
Be a stripper
Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed
Join a Rock band

I cant think of any else

[/ QUOTE ]
Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job.
Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers.

[/ QUOTE ]

Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better?

[/ QUOTE ]
No, I mean how bout regular fitting clothes. Only guys that are 5'9 and shorter and weigh less than 170 can actually shop there. The store is for little people.

[/ QUOTE ]

ohh, I thought you were ripping on me because I like the store. Also, if you thought I was an [censored] for wearing the clothes I was going to ask if you are gay? haha

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I am definately not gay, girls can wear the clothes all day everyday. Just not fat ones, because the clothes are tight. If you are not a larger girl, then Heather please go ahead and wear nothing ... I mean wear the clothes
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:32 PM
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Default Re: The best job that somebody you know has...

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Hollister is a very easy job
Be a bartender
www.quixtar.com be an IBO
Be a stripper
Win the Million Dollar Gaurenteed
Join a Rock band

I cant think of any else

[/ QUOTE ]
Working at Hollister is not a job. You are then an idiot in tight fitting clothes who looks like an [censored]. A stripper though, thats an honorable job.
Best job I ever had was managing a golf course. Watched TV while I sat there and played poker on the computer. When it got dark I went to the bar with the golfers and ate food and played cards with drunk golfers.

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Excuse me? What is so wrong with tighter fitting clothes? Would baggy gangster attire look better?

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yes.

compare this:



to this:



if you pick number 2 over number one you are a grade A [censored].
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:34 PM
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hahahaa great post!
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Old 03-30-2006, 01:35 PM
WLVRYN WLVRYN is offline
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A buddy of mine lives in Costa Rica and owns an online sportsbook. He makes a grundle, lives in a mansion above San Jose, has a fulltime chef, housekeeper and driver and has a nice beach house in Quepos. He works about 2 hours a day setting and checking lines, the rest of the time he's at the beach, golfing or playing poker. He also has the hottest wife I've ever seen in person (she's a tica). I'm only mildly jealous of his life.
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Old 03-30-2006, 02:51 PM
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i know a guy who is a horse inseminator. he literally gets paid to jack off most of the day (not himself, but still pretty good).
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Old 03-30-2006, 02:54 PM
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my fraternity brother is a grandson of brown as in brown-forman, he travels the US and sells jack daniels, makers mark etc. Throws talgates with models at big sporting events, oh yeah and is already set for life financially.
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