In deference to Beenben - ask hobbes a medical question

[pryor15]

hobbes,

why do tigers have such lightning-quick reflexes?

[hobbes9324]

You're a lawyer - I'm not even supposed to TALK to you....

Anyway - was your MD a GI specialist? If not, you might want to see one - IBS is to some extent a "Wastebasket" diagnosis - if it WAS a GI MD, he should be able to suggest more than fiber....

[adsman]

Hobbes,

My willy is too long and girls complain that it hurts them. I really like girls and always feel bad when I hear them screaming. What should I do?

Thankyou.

[Full Metal]

Sometimes my nut sack tightens up alot and it puts pressure on my nads and then I get terrible stomach pains. What's wrong with me doc?

[hobbes9324]

I think it has something to do with capturing tuna-fish sandwiches, but I don't recall the exact strip.....

[hobbes9324]

Any reputable plastic surgeon can help - ask for the "Bob Barker" procedure.....

good luck - soon, you'll be able to walk into a wall with a hardon and break your nose.....

[adsman]

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Any reputable plastic surgeon can help - ask for the "Bob Barker" procedure.....

good luck - soon, you'll be able to walk into a wall with a hardon and break your nose.....

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You don't understand,

I want you to fix the girls.

[PoBoy321]

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How many years since the surgery?

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5, I'm a junior in college now.

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I suspect what you had was some sort of benign growth in your 4th ventricle, which was preventing the normal circulation of CSF

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I have no idea what that means, but it's probably right.

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not to be crass, but if you're a couple years out and not dead, you're probably fine, especially if your last MRI was good.....

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Woohoo!

[hobbes9324]

NH

[Tablerat]

hobbes,

What are your thoughts on testosterone supplementation esp. for muscle building purposes? On another note, what if blood T levels are on the low side - how do you treat? Thanks.