Hate poker? Me too. Here are some options:

[Mothercanuck]

tic tac toe...80 hands per hour
UNO...20 hands per hour
I swear ill go robusto turning PRO UNO player..

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FullTilt Masturbation Races - game# 1023336945
Table "Wax Candle" $50/$100 No Limit - 06/22/07 15:45 DST

RubbzIt111 is BUTTON in Seat 1 with ($12,304)
BrandiH is SMALL BLIND in Seat 2 with ($498,040)
HERO is BIG BLIND in Seat 3 with ($85)
ChiefChaffed is CO in Seat 4 with ($72,679)

DEALING Pr0n---
RubbzIt111 FOLDS
BrandiH RAISES $300 to $400
HERO is ALL IN for $85
ChiefChaffed FOLDS

DEALING Climax---
<no action this round>

DEALING Shame---
<no action this round>

SHOWDOWN---
BrandiH doesn't show
HERO shows STAINED MOUSE

HERO wins $160 from MAIN POT ($170 - $10 rake)

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This is gold.

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

I get the feeling the Ultimate Bet marketing team are keeping a close eye on this thread.

[Courtesy Flush]

As much as I would love to gamble on Monopoly, it's no fun with only 2 players and any more than 2 makes collusion way too much of a problem.

[LionelHutz00]

[serious answer]pusoy dos[/serious answer]

lol masturbation races. i win.

[southerndog]

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As much as I would love to gamble on Monopoly, it's no fun with only 2 players and any more than 2 makes collusion way too much of a problem.

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this post took the smile off my face.

[AbZurrrd]

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[serious answer]pusoy dos[/serious answer]

lol masturbation races. i win.

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How's the variance like in unlimited HU masturbation races?

[68Mustang]

Online Scabble is ruined forever. Everyone has their browser up to scrabbles website which gives you all the words avalible for your current tiles.

[Transidium]

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How's the variance like in unlimited HU masturbation races?

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Depends on how quickly you can recharge...

[FoldEqu1ty]

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[serious answer]pusoy dos[/serious answer]

lol masturbation races. i win.

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How's the variance like in unlimited HU masturbation races?

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