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Old 05-26-2007, 07:24 PM
XXXNoahXXX XXXNoahXXX is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

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Initial penetration is somewhat difficult due to the difference in angles, so some hand-guiding is necessary.

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Yeah, with my normally angled penis I just tell the girl to spread her legs and I just hop on. Goes in just like a guided missile...
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:35 PM
Howard Beale Howard Beale is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

How many years did it take to achieve your 'Penis of Pleasure'?

I want to know if I've still got the time.

Although, come to think of it, since my stomach sticks out so far it might not help all that much to get my penis to get closer to it.
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Old 05-26-2007, 07:53 PM
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

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wow... just... wow

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And we all thought that the anally administered drugs thread was OOT's final frontier...

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Link to thread?
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:09 PM
TxRedMan TxRedMan is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

paging dominic

(and ffk plz)
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:11 PM
Autocratic Autocratic is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

Doesn't everyone's stand straight up to some extent? Also, my doctor told me most slants etc in penises were natural, not the result of masturbating a certain way.
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:12 PM
edfurlong edfurlong is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

If they'd move the g spot way to the left I'd be much more popular. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:16 PM
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

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wow... just... wow

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And we all thought that the anally administered drugs thread was OOT's final frontier...

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The anal bleaching one sounded even weirder.
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Old 05-26-2007, 08:41 PM
MrWookie MrWookie is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

Did that happen in the last week? I must have missed it.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:52 PM
Lonhro Lonhro is offline
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

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my penis does that too. i think it's from wearing tighty whiteys when i was young. girls definitely love it

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No. It's because both your penises are small and your brain still sends the same amount of blood there thinking that you're hung. But you're not.
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:55 PM
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Default Re: How Self-Mutilation has made me a better lover . . .

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my penis does that too. i think it's from wearing tighty whiteys when i was young. girls definitely love it

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No. It's because both your penises are small and your brain still sends the same amount of blood there thinking that you're hung. But you're not.

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So do we agree with the premise that a penis parallel to the body is more effective in hitting the g spot thereby giving greater pleasure to one's partner?

Also you seem angry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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