Things you can say to tilt people

[RicherThanRichie]

Silver medals in the mail is my fav after they complain about have the 2nd best hand

[kyleb]

When they complain about pot odds, I usually just say something like "either it's 50/50, you win or you lose."

[jordiepop]

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When I beat someone and he says "You played THAT?", I say "Only against people like you..."

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im def using this one, too bad im usually the one saying it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Piemaster]

I've always been a fan of:

"Sorry, I've only been playing for about two weeks, can you teach me what I did wrong?"

Great thing about this is that they will probably give you loads of information that you can then use later on. If you then want to tilt them, after every pot that you win, turn to them and say:

"did I play that one okay?"

[Mingdu]

On stars if someone has a picture of a dog I ask "is that a dog or one of those big mexican rats you hear about?"

irritates them and every other dog lover

[greg nice]

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when I suck out on someone and they berate me, I just say something like "I had pot odds" (especially if my estimation of my outs was wrong and i didn't) and then they usually flip out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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yes, against people who think they know it all (probably typical average 2p2ers) who read books and all that, just make some comment that is blatantly wrong

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When they complain about pot odds, I usually just say something like "either it's 50/50, you win or you lose."

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[MTDog-7]

In a Tourney a wildly aggressive player who had 7-8 rebuys got pizzed cause I called his ALL-IN with JJ with my TT and flopped a set of tens. He whinned I said "I'm the big stack your a Mainiac and anytime I got a good hand I going to call you down". That did he went on tilt, rebought twice more I trapped him about 25 minutes later while in BB flopped a K high flush and took all his chips again. He leaves the table and storms out of the Card room not to return.

[MTDog-7]

When some one complains about how you played a hand in live cash game, call the chip runner over and say Mr. Joe here is going to buy me a rack of chips so he has the right to tell me how to play them!

[dirtylobster]

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"did I play that one okay?"

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[Budget Boy]

When my 78s beats grumpy guy's slowplayed KK in huge pot:


Him: grumbling about beat/my play/called all the way etc..

Me: "I had you all the way"

Him: "What do you mean?!?! I had pocket kings!!!"

Me: (looking honestly confused) "but my hand was suited, your's wasn't even suited"

Him: Not only tilts for the rest of the session, but seems to be on a low level of angry perma-tilt every time I have seen him since.