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Old 05-01-2007, 05:30 AM
dtan05 dtan05 is offline
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

who started this war?
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:32 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

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i fail to see where the beat

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pun
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Old 05-01-2007, 05:56 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

rofl, nice comeback



btw, why do you guys call your house the hermosa house when its in redondo beach
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Old 05-01-2007, 06:00 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

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btw, why do you guys call your house the hermosa house when its in redondo beach

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why do you call yourself straight when you're gay?
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Old 05-01-2007, 06:08 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

brag: i get to 6x per day on a consistent basis
beat: none left for my gf
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Old 05-01-2007, 06:11 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

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btw, why do you guys call your house the hermosa house when its in redondo beach

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why do you call yourself straight when you're gay?

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its a pretty big difference
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Old 05-01-2007, 06:14 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

"Anyways, he lives in the bottom floor of the house. His room is the "dungeon" of the house. It's full of dirty clothes, 3 week old pizza, and the smell of sweaty pubic hair mixed with rotten egg. "

as if you guys didn't expect max's room to be like that.
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Old 05-01-2007, 06:15 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

? my room is clean. There's just a lot of laundry needed to be done in a pile in the corner.
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Old 05-01-2007, 08:57 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

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i fail to see where the beat is

[/ QUOTE ]However, when this guy runs down to his room, locks the door, puts on Mandy Moore loudly, and stays in his room for 15 minuts,

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Brag: Lasting 15 minutes [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 05-01-2007, 09:15 AM
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Default Re: Beat: My roommate masturbates 3 times a day

It's called being hypersexual.
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