Trip Report (titties)

[bmwguy525]

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[censored] you guys.....no seriously, where can I go to get checked out

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FYP

[Chaos_ult]

haha, aids.

[mijae]

not living up to your name on that one

[Jiggymike]

Wow a girl let you eat her out for $600? This is unprecedented. You could easily impress a "normal" girl with that much money and have some leftover for Saran wrap (with which to eat out strippers).

[its_just_me]

the thread title cleary says titties but yet i havent seen any tittays in this thread. its_just_me wont post again in this thread until OP posts some tittays pix. plzkthx

[RunyonAve]

[Gone Forever]

This story would easily impress the internets if you removed the parts about the stripper and the money.

Replace stripper with "high school girl" and replace any reference to money with "taco bell".

It's as easy as that. You'll have all kinds of dudes yelling "SIIHP!". This thread will explode like dynomite and next thing you know EDD will be in here telling all your adoring fans how stupid/lame they are.

I give to you the formula for great successes.

[bmwguy525]

First of all, one will never teh herp from Taco Bell, because as we all know, Taco Bell = greatness. Also, you'd probably get more satisfaction banging a high school chick than licking the dirty poon of a stripper.

[Suiteness]

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This story would easily impress the internets if you removed the parts about the stripper and the money.

Replace stripper with "high school girl" and replace any reference to money with "taco bell".

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Right. But if OP had blown 600$ buying gifts for said HS girl and all he had to show for it was to lick some gold digging poon, we’d laugh at him too.

[acidca]

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not living up to your name on that one

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lol