Variance: Housemate doesn't beat off. - Page 2

illuminati · #11 03-31-2007, 03:56 AM

Tie,

No, we have lived with him for 4 years out of choice and he is one of our best friends. We are def his closest friends, both at uni and from his hometown. We are never spiteful to him, we just [censored] around in a non-spiteful way.

Alexisonfyre · #12 03-31-2007, 03:57 AM

Ehhh, jerking to a facebook photo is really weird and creepy...

I agree with you though, not having sex/jerking off at this age is pretty weird.

JJNJustin · #13 03-31-2007, 03:58 AM

Maybe his piss-poor coordination prevents him from doing so.

-J

furyshade · #14 03-31-2007, 03:59 AM

get him a hooker, problem solved

illuminati · #15 03-31-2007, 04:05 AM

Alex,

We were joking [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

JJ,

lmao

Fury,

We asked him what he would do if we bought him a "nice brass." He wasn't very complimentary.

TIEdup14 · #16 03-31-2007, 04:11 AM

fair enough

also I dont get it, does this girl seriously like him at all or not?

illuminati · #17 03-31-2007, 04:13 AM

We don't think so. He is so akward around girls. He never ever speaks to them unless he is completely wrecked, and even then it's terribly uncomfortable - which is why we were amazed when he spoke to her for a while on a night out. We're just trying to get his confidence up, he won't even text her [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

schundler · #18 03-31-2007, 02:50 PM

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Ehhh, jerking to a facebook photo is really standard

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zmigsthatkid · #19 03-31-2007, 02:55 PM

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he won't even text her [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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well at least hes doing one thing right

Toe-Knee · #20 03-31-2007, 02:58 PM

??????