Real weird girl thing

[esad]

Tell her that your male roommate got you really drunk last night and started to come on to you. Then you passed out and when you woke up you had a hickey and your clothes weren't quite on right. You don't know what happened (since you were passed out) and you don't know if you should say anything to your roommate or not. And the whole thing is just weirding you out.

Much more entertaining story. Just get your roommate to play along and you should be golden. Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

[Bigmoney]

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Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

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[aheravi]

Tell her you burned yourself with your curling iron. Worked in high school.

Of course, that was 1988.

[IlliniLou]

telling her this story is like telling her you fell down the stairs on your neck.

[four_isthesuck]

Tell her you did it yourself, right before the fellatio.

[g3rkshz]

tell her your guy friend was fooling around and gave you a hickey. then immediately tell her you're not gay and that you love her.

[Vavavoom]

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tell her your guy friend was fooling around and gave you a hickey. then immediately tell her you're not gay and that you love her.

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This may work....

[in48092]

if by any chance you play baseball, getting hit with the seam of a baseball can leave a very similar mark to a hickey. if you play, tel her you got hit in the neck with a baseball.

[Damontis]

wear a turtleneck. women never understand.

[The Dude]

Huh. Are that few people really in the kind of relationship where each person tells the truth and each person believes the other? If you tell her what you just told us, and she believes you, there shouldn't be a problem. If you tell her and she doesn't believe you, why not? Does she have trust issues (watch out for these ones) or have you given her reason to not trust you? (Fooled around before, lied to her, lied to others.)