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Kermit · #11 02-17-2007, 05:58 PM

villain usually plays okay. if i remember correctly he lost two buy ins or so recently and seemed to be tilting. he had begun to build his stack back up by trying to run over the table.

flop set
minraise
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profit!!!

Dr Strangelove Holdem No Limit $1/$2
Hand Start.
Seat 1 : sylverbulet has $489.59
Seat 2 : MegaMan11 has $197
Seat 3 : KERMIT has $322.93
Seat 4 : mempamal has $116
Seat 5 : #1Donk has $333
Seat 6 : JonG008 has $291.75
KERMIT is the dealer.
mempamal posted small blind.
#1Donk posted big blind.
Dealing Hole Cards.
Seat 3 : KERMIT has J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
JonG008 called $2 and raised $10
sylverbulet folded.
MegaMan11 folded.
KERMIT called $12
mempamal folded.
#1Donk folded.
Dealing flop.
Board cards [7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]]
JonG008 bet $25
KERMIT called $25 and raised $25
JonG008 called $25 and raised $229.75 and is All-in
KERMIT called $229.75
Showdown!

KERMIT has J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
JonG008 has Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Board cards [7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]]
Seat 6 : JonG008 has Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
JonG008 has Two Pair: Queens and 7s
Seat 3 : KERMIT has J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
KERMIT has Full House : Jacks full of 7s
KERMIT wins $583.50 with Full House : Jacks full of 7s
Hand is over.

shpanko · #12 02-17-2007, 06:21 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($130.90)
MP ($117.10)
Hero ($113.75)
Button ($150.90)
SB ($99)
BB ($71.10)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, MP calls $1, Hero raises to $6, Button calls $6, 2 folds, UTG raises to $15, MP folds, Hero raises to $40, Button folds, UTG calls $25.

Flop: ($88.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG bets $90.9 (All-In), Hero calls $73.75 (All-In).

Turn: ($253.15) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($253.15) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $253.15

Results in white below:
UTG has Kd Kc (two pair, aces and kings).
Hero has Ah Ac (four of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $236. UTG wins $17.15.

NL Newbie · #13 02-17-2007, 06:23 PM

whats absolutes NL like? Nitty?

shpanko · #14 02-17-2007, 06:25 PM

Instead of nits Absolute has tons of decent LAG's. but on weekends there are tons of idiots just looking to call off their stack

ikestoys · #15 02-17-2007, 06:26 PM

why you don't minraise....

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $156
UTG+1: $1120.25
CO: $426.20
ikestoys: $852.90
SB: $380.50
BB: $794

Pre-flop: (6 players) ikestoys is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, ikestoys raises to $18, 3 folds, CO calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($46, 2 players)
CO checks, ikestoys bets $30, CO calls.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($106, 2 players)
CO checks, ikestoys bets $75, CO raises to $150, ikestoys calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($406, 2 players)
CO is all-in $228.2, ikestoys calls.

Results:
Final pot: $862.4
CO Shows 5s 5c
ikestoys Shows 9h Qh

ikestoys · #16 02-17-2007, 06:27 PM

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whats absolutes NL like? Nitty?

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the games are really really tough, don't come over

NL Newbie · #17 02-17-2007, 06:28 PM

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whats absolutes NL like? Nitty?

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the games are really really tough, don't come over

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Dont worry, they banned me i wont.

Yeh lags make sense, to clear those $10 bonuses. Or did they change T&C a while back???

ikestoys · #18 02-17-2007, 06:30 PM

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whats absolutes NL like? Nitty?

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the games are really really tough, don't come over

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Dont worry, they banned me i wont.

Yeh lags make sense, to clear those $10 bonuses. Or did they change T&C a while back???

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T&C?

shpanko · #19 02-17-2007, 06:34 PM

Terms and conditions. Yeah Absolute bonus clearing sucks now. They called me on my cell a few days ago saying "hey you're a VIP but you aren't playing anymore what's up?" and I said "You don't give me free monbies anymroe" so they sent me a special promotion but it's still under the contributed rake method so F* that.

Also there's this:

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

Stack Sizes
MP: $112
CO: $99.50
Hero (BTN): $108.35
SB: $103.35
BB: $91.65
UTG: $166.10

Preflop: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 6 players)
UTG raises to $3.50, MP folds, CO folds, Hero calls $3.50, SB folds, BB folds

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($8.5, 2 players)
UTG bets $8.50, Hero calls $8.50

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]] ($25.5, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $13, UTG calls $13

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] [T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]] ($51.5, 2 players)
UTG bets $35, Hero raises all in to $83.35, UTG calls $48.35

Results:
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Fours) and won $215.20
UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
Final Pot: $215.20 ($3.00 rake)

ikestoys · #20 02-17-2007, 06:37 PM

the bonus clearing isn't great, but the rakeback is nice, and there is bonuses all the time once you are VIP