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#11
02-01-2007, 06:57 AM
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Re: Brandi is back
The real funny part is that a surprisingly large number of people think that a freshly created BrandiRose account spewing adolescent-male porn stereotypes is actually Brandi.
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#12
02-01-2007, 07:03 AM
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Re: Brandi is back
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The real funny part is that a surprisingly large number of people think that a freshly created BrandiRose account spewing adolescent-male porn stereotypes is actually Brandi. [/ QUOTE ] actually, to me, the funniest part was that it was on Micon's site, not ours [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] never liked that guy or his website - or his successful poker strategy - LOL RB
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#13
02-01-2007, 07:19 AM
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Re: Brandi is back
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edit: ^ I'm working my way through it you ass. The OP provided NOTHING in his post but a link. lol, last post on page 8 is the first post by Brandi in the thread: [ QUOTE ] It's all true! I haven't been [censored] since I broke things off with Carlos almost two months ago (although we then hooked up twice after that)... But still, It's been over a month. I've been feigning dick soooo bad!!! And yes, I've been harrassing Micon to fly out and give me the deep penetration I've been in desperate need of. I've always had the hots for him ~ whenever he blurbs about my titties, I get sooooo wet thinking about him and stroking his big [censored] up and down and up and down for hours on end... I fantasize about taking my pink little panties off in an elevator and having him spank me while pulling my hair and pounding me from behind! I have never been this turned on EVER. The very thought of him makes me wet. I can't stop touching myself. But even that doesn't help... I just keep getting wetter and wetter... My body just keeps getting hotter... And it makes me scream in pain because all I want is a nice, hard, [censored] deep inside me. HIS nice hard [censored]!!! (which he assured me was a 7.5 ~ and if so, I would put my tongue all over it and deep throat him for hours on end.) But alas, things aren't going so well. He won't talk dirty to me or respond to my endless text messages or phone calls!!!! My heart is broken and I remain dickless and sad. I'm just waiting for the LA Poker Classic so that maybe I can change his mind... How I would love to get on top of that boy, ride him like a wild stallion, and call him Jesus... Damn those married, pious pricks!! I'd like to say Micon sucks ~ but instead, would much rather give him something to suck on... (my titties, maybe? or perhaps my nice tight pussy... that is in much need of some tlc!) [/ QUOTE ] what a psycho [/ QUOTE ] thanks bro, i didnt want to hold down my food anyway
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#18
02-01-2007, 09:09 AM
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Re: Brandi is back
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... But still, It's been over a month. I've been feigning dick soooo bad!!! ...My heart is broken and I remain dickless and sad... [/ QUOTE ] Some of this is begging for a Captain Tom joke...
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#19
02-01-2007, 09:11 AM
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Elton sang for her
I was justified when I was five
Raising cane, I spit in your eye Times are changing, now the poor get fat But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back Eat meat on Friday that's alright Even like steak on a Saturday night I can bitch the best at your social do's I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch Oh the bitch is back Stone cold sober as a matter of fact I can bitch, I can bitch `Cause I'm better than you It's the way that I move The things that I do I entertain by picking brains Sell my soul by dropping names I don't like those, my God, what's that Oh it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
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