My first BBV, poop on my pants

[lyncks2002]

rofl, this is pure gold

[Gildwulf]

if pooping your pants is cool, consider OP miles Davis

[DING-DONG YO]

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It doesn't reek terribly, but I have a very weak sense of smell. It was only on the outside of my pants and in the chair. It really does kinda smell like dog crap though. I am completely baffled.

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hmmm, you have a weak sense of smell yet you can differentiate between dog poo and person poo?

FWIW, I have a strong sense of smell and can sometimes tell if ladies are on the rag just by the stank.

[Gildwulf]

Boss: Hey amachur. What's haaaappening? We need to talk about your pants.

Amachur: Yeah. The poop. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.

Boss: Yeah. Did you get that memo?

Amachur: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. And the problem is just that I forgot the one time to wipe. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore.

Boss: Ah! Yeah. It's just we're trying not to poop our pants when we leave the bathroom now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to not poop your pants from now on, that'd be great. All right!

[DING-DONG YO]

How can anyone say GW isn't a good poster anymore?

VN sir.

[Mrage]

Wow, what a crappy day (no pun intended.) This would be a really funny post except I feel bad because you also just got dumped.

Good luck!

[illuminati]

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lmao wtf

go the f home

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This is a definite no go, it will give away the fact that it was surely crap on my pants. This will only guarantee that the rumor mill starts turning, I do not need my new BBV rep to be my office rep as well.

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dude you are sitting in a fn office with a log in your pants

there's no other choice, think about it man

[fslexcduck]

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Wow, what a crappy day (no pun intended.) This would be a really funny post except I feel bad because you also just got dumped on .

Good luck!

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fyp

[amachur]

My friend just came over to my desk and was like "damn, is your ass leaking?" So I went on a hunt, acquired some lysol and douched my chair with it. I am hoping this will take care of it. Sixty minutes to lunch baby!

[curtisvill]

dookie is a highly under utilized word in the english language, lmo.