Wifes Vacationing in Bahamas. Judge my letter to her.

[esad]

After that I don't think anyone has the ask the obvious question about why the wife is vacationing in the Bahamas without her "stud muffin."

[recondite7]

Change his title to stud muffin immediately

[Dementia]

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Do you have any respect for your own privacy? I can't imagine anything more personal, unless this is some kind of joke, which, given the prose, it may well be.

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There are plenty posts per month in OOT asking for tips on how to write something with charm without sounding like a total puppet, so I decided to share this as a favor for those people. I am very proud of my relationship with my wife, so I don't mind, this isn't to me something very intimate that is best kept within two sets of eyes.

[seaweed]

that thing is terrible.

[Dementia]

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After that I don't think anyone has the ask the obvious question about why the wife is vacationing in the Bahamas without her "stud muffin."

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I took a vacation in November without her, it is only fair, plus she is going with a group of friends. I don't keep my wife on a leash or deprive her of the same rights I have had.

[edfurlong]

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I took a vacation in November without her, it is only fair, plus she is going with a group of friends. I don't keep my wife on a leash or deprive her of the same rights I have had.

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Pussy.

[mak15]

has she been gone for like a year? wtf

[tdarko]

Did she accidentally pack your balls when she went to the Bahamas?

[Ron Burgundy]

P.S. : I'm smoking rox

[roy_miami]

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After that I don't think anyone has the ask the obvious question about why the wife is vacationing in the Bahamas without her "stud muffin."

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I took a vacation in November without her, it is only fair, plus she is going with a group of friends. I don't keep my wife on a leash or deprive her of the same rights I have had.

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Your wifes got all the hand eh?