Tried to pay a friend to go on a date for me

[grando]

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Beat: You are not not in a fraternity.

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lol

[88jayhawks]

i dont wanna go because the party takes up the whole night. we dont get back to lawrence until around 2. also, the party is not that much fun, which is why i dont wanna go. theres gonna be guys from my fraternity there, but none of us really wanna go.

btw, nobody has answered the question of how much it would take for you to go on this date party. im sorry if this post sucks, but my next 7 hours are gonna suck. i've been drinking for the past 2 hours and hopefully i pass out before the party bus leaves. my best chance.

[jbones]

I'd probably have done it for the hundred bucks as gay as it sounds. Ice skating? Taking a bus to a bar? Jesus Christ.

[Arbitrage]

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Brag: I will probably have sex with with no questions asked after.
Variance: Don't say the beat is that I'm in a fraternity.


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Beat: You've been in college for at least 3 yrs (21 y.o) and have no clue what variance is.

Also, you might be gay- b/c you'd rather go to a circle jerk than bang some chick no questions asked.

[amachur]

I live in Olathe. I need to see a pic before I commit. And the $100 is necessary.

[Supwithbates]

if the girl is hot I'd do it as long as you paid for the "party" or whatever you call it including whatever I rack up in the bar
so yeah probably 75-100$

[Niwa]

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Sex with a woman? Totally gay. Just don't let any of your frat brothers find out.

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lmao

[88jayhawks]

i said variance because i didnt know what else to call it, so lay off me.

[88jayhawks]

It's understood at KU that girls pay the way for their date(i.e. sorority parties) and guys pay for girls on their date parties. this is the only thing that +ev for me tonight, she pays for my large liquor tab tonight, so i will be drinking pretty much for free. but remember, thats not the point. the point is is that this party takes the whole night and i just dont wanna [censored] go. sex is sex, if you guys are that desparate for sex you guys pathetic and not getting laid enough. im sorry.

[MuresanForMVP]

this guy sucks on so many levels...I was searching for an appropriate picture to describe him but my brain overloaded. someone help me out please