ask me about the lemonade diet aka the master cleanser

[edfurlong]

Dude, it like comes from the earth, man.

Actually, that is what my parents used to make me when I had a sore throat as a kid. They added it all to hot water and made a tea kinda thing.

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you're shutting off your metabolism and you're not going to have any bowel movements causing the poison in your bowels to go back up into your intestines completely poisoning your body.

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He has no metabolism? ZOMG! Take his temperature, my guess is he has one.

And he has poison in his bowels? What kind of poison? Where is it now? Where is it going to go?

[fluffpop62]

Actually Beyonce did this diet to slim down for Dreamgirls...never thought I'd hear of it outside crazy celebrity diet land, though

[RunDownHouse]

This is the craziest combo of ingredients I think I've ever seen. Maply syrup and cayenne pepper? Do you mix those two together? If not, did you find cayenee gel-tabs somewhere? How much of that stuff do you eat, and how do you eat it?

[astroglide]

maple syrup + spicy seasonings goes great on a harvest medley type thing (sweet potatoes, turnips, etc).

[Dids]

cayenne and lots of stuff that's sweet go fantastic together.

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I am getting impatient with OP.

[DonkeyKongSr]

From some website...

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Purpose

To dissolve and eliminate toxins and congestion that have formed in any part of the body.
To cleanse the kidneys and the digestive system.
To purify the glands and cells throughout the entire body.
To eliminate all unusable waste and hardened material in the joints and muscles.
To relieve pressure and irritation in the nerves, arteries, and blood vessels.
To build a healthy blood stream.
To keep youth and elasticity regardless of our years.


When to Use It

When sickness has developed - for all acute and chronic conditions
When the digestive system needs a rest and a cleansing.
When overweight has become a problem.
When better assimilation and building of body tissue is needed.


How Long and Often?
Follow the diet for a minimum of 10 days or more - up to 40 days and beyond may be safely followed for extremely serious cases. The diet has all the nutrition needed during this time. Three to four times a year will do wonders for keeping the body in a normal healthy condition. The diet may be undertaken more frequently for serious conditions.
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Are you kidding me? 40 days?!?!?!?

[DonkeyKongSr]

I think the OP passed out from overexertion while typing.

[surfinillini]

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you're shutting off your metabolism and you're not going to have any bowel movements causing the poison in your bowels to go back up into your intestines completely poisoning your body.

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He has no metabolism? ZOMG! Take his temperature, my guess is he has one.

And he has poison in his bowels? What kind of poison? Where is it now? Where is it going to go?

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its not at ZERO but its drastically decreasing and eating away all of his protein stores and eventually muscle to survive and fuel the body.

oh, and this large negative decline is usually permanent.