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Pot sized or more bet 3 15.00%
Between 2/3 and Pot sized bet, exclusive 14 70.00%
Between 1/2 and 2/3 Pot sized bet, inclusive 2 10.00%
Lower than 1/2 pot bet or Check 1 5.00%
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Old 11-20-2006, 05:59 PM
Kramer. Kramer. is offline
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

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i think jeter only because hef is way older.

If you could be a younger hef, then it'd be no contest.

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Old 11-20-2006, 07:28 PM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

Jeter no contest.
And I'm a Met fan (Sigh)
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:22 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

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whot he [censored] is derek jeter?

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You are an American and you don't know who Derek Jeter is? At this point I would retire in shame if I were you and never post on OOT again.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:35 PM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

Hugh Hefner is the ultimate man. He does nothing all day except hang around his mansion look at and sleep with beautiful women.

Derek Jeter dates some of the most incredibly beautiful women on the face of planet earth. The real question is though, is it his fame or he is just that smooth? My guess would be a little of both. Jeter also has to deal with the media and the pressure of playing MLB in New York.

My answer is clearly Hef, no effort, no work, shirt loads of money and pussy.
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Old 11-20-2006, 08:13 PM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

i read excerpts of that book written by one of hef's girlfriends, and he has a really pathetic life. i don't even mean empty and shallow (although it is), i mean his life straight up sucks. he's 100% controlled by the women around him, mostly his daughter and his business manager. and the sex he has sounds awful. i mean it, his life is terrible.

i still wouldn't want to be that [censored] jeter tho.
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Old 11-20-2006, 08:32 PM
CharlieDontSurf CharlieDontSurf is offline
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

The quality of ass Derek Jeter can get is soooo far greater than the quality Hef gets that its laughable.

Any of the girls, and most of them are total scanks, that hang out AND SCREW Hef would drop him in a second if Jeter gave them a phone call.

Now Hef at age say 30-40 or Jeter...that might be tougher
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:02 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

Heff. There isn't a price on being rich and able to wear a robe around the house all day, while feeding your spider monkeys.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:21 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

Alba, Biel, Scarlett Johansson, and Vanessa Minnillo is like an Ass superfecta.

That said.. I'm lazy, and voted for Hef.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:22 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

In his prime, Hef didn't have to worry about AIDS. So... Hef.
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:23 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

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In his prime, Hef didn't have to worry about AIDS. So... Hef.

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It wouldnt be Hef's prime, it would be 1996.
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