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Old 11-20-2006, 06:44 AM
ridonkulous ridonkulous is offline
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Default Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

Some buddies and I had a pretty long discussion (thanks ESPN page 2)

If you could go back to 1996, and be either Hugh Hefner (yes, all your organs work) or Derek Jeter, and then tomorrow revert back to your normal life, who would you be?

Jeter has dated Alba, Biel, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo, Jordana Brewster, Laura Dutta, Mariah Carey, and I would assume dozens of other knockout non-famous women.

Hef sits around in his pajamas and has a stable of women.

EDIT (NB): You would live from 1996 until tomorrow 2006 as either.
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:46 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

You've got to at least work for it a little bit as Jeter.

As Hef, you could just enter a room, drop trou, and suddenly be surrounded by women.
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:49 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

Thats true, but we're talking Alba, Scarlett, Biel and Minnillo. That has to have some weight.
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:54 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

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Thats true, but we're talking Alba, Scarlett, Biel and Minnillo. That has to have some weight.

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it does

but hef has playboy PLAYMATES wtf?
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Old 11-20-2006, 02:11 PM
J.Brown J.Brown is offline
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

JETER.

i wouldn't trade places with hef at any point ever.

this is not a veiled brag post, but jeter is one of a handful of people on earth that i would trade places with, but i do think a-rod is more handsome. lol.

cheers. J.
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Old 11-20-2006, 05:12 PM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

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You've got to at least work for it a little bit as Jeter.

As Hef, you could just enter a room, drop trou, and suddenly be surrounded by women.

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Jeter could do this also, with one small step added: have your personal assistent fill your house with women.
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Old 11-20-2006, 05:15 PM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

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You've got to at least work for it a little bit as Jeter.

As Hef, you could just enter a room, drop trou, and suddenly be surrounded by women.

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Jeter could do this also, with one small step added: have your personal assistent fill your house with women.

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Even easier, just make frequent trips to the Playboy Mansion.
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:50 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

whot he [censored] is derek jeter?
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:53 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

i think jeter only because hef is way older.

If you could be a younger hef, then it'd be no contest.
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Old 11-20-2006, 06:55 AM
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Default Re: Would you rather be Derek Jeter or Hugh Hefner?

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i think jeter only because hef is way older.

If you could be a younger hef, then it'd be no contest.

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i assumed that we were just replacing ourselves to their position,

no i wouldn't be 70...
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