When is shorty short enough? - Trout Bubble

[SlackerMcFly]

Gold. Yes, yes it was.

For those of you pining to know the answer to the burning question of "What was the outcome?":

Villain hit a straight on the river as I recall.

Useless as SlackTastic turned a K high flush.

Ship it!

Cliff notes: Slacker made a poor push with too many chips.
Villain correctly called but got out-luck-boxed.
Villain goes on to win the tourney anyway.

Sigh.