I just threw $100 in cosmetics into the garbage can at SFO airport

[jackdaniels]

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oh and what guy calls his bathroom stuff "cosmetics"?

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Word. I knew what he was gonna say in the post so I thought that maybe he was actually a chick playing a guy on 2+2 (think reverse pokerjo)... No such luck and we are stuck with an (OBVIOUS) baller who has an identity crisis with his gear.

[Tron]

I probably would have gone with toiletries, but cosmetics is much better than "gear."

[jackdaniels]

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I probably would have gone with toiletries, but cosmetics is much better than "gear."

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Point taken and toiletries it is. But I ain't no BALLER - so I can get away with it! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

(BTW - I was VERY close to typing toiletries and then started to doubt myself. Never go against your first instinct! Lesson learned.)

[Joe Tall]

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How am I going to get laid without my fancy new cologne?

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Paging Joe Tall...

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How do you know that I don't wear cologne?

[El Diablo]

beetz,

This is funny, because after reading some news story about airport delays, I was just commenting to someone today about what kind of complete retard would go to the airport today with liquid/toothpaste/etc. in their carryons.

[El Diablo]

beetz,

Also, I too was wondering what chick you were travelling with after reading the title of this post.

[El Diablo]

All,

FYI, it's not like beetz was cut off from news or anything yesterday. I have the following text msg from him on my phone from last night:

10:10pm
From: beetz
? flight to vegas getting up 4am bexause of [censored] terrorists

censored word is bulls--t

[ddubois]

EDIT: never mind, I see "10 airliners and 10 bombs, UK bans carry-on luggage" now. OOT is where I get all my news.

[Cubswin]

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I had to remove my sandals. SANDALS, [censored], SANDALS!

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When told to take off my shoes ive always asked to be 'wanded' so as to avoid walking on the nasty floor. Takes a few seconds longer but at least I know I wont catch a fungus or something. I dont know if theyll still do this as of yesterday though

[Duke]

At least you had your papers, so you didn't get taken away to a prison camp.

~D