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Old 06-09-2006, 07:40 PM
epdog epdog is offline
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Practical experience is a must here. No crime boss wants to be the one to let the guy who hangs around take a whack at killing somebody. If you're looking to see the world first, French Foreign Legion is a legitimate thought.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:42 PM
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is there some kind of school or summer camp for this thing?

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im not at liberty to say
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:42 PM
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Practical experience is a must here. No crime boss wants to be the one to let the guy who hangs around take a whack at killing somebody. If you're looking to see the world first, French Foreign Legion is a legitimate thought.

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You're going to learn how to fight from the FRENCH? HAHAHAHAHA.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:43 PM
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They're not actually French citizens. They just live there. No criminal record is accepted though.
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Old 06-09-2006, 07:44 PM
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Default Re: On Becoming an Assassin..

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Practical experience is a must here. No crime boss wants to be the one to let the guy who hangs around take a whack at killing somebody. If you're looking to see the world first, French Foreign Legion is a legitimate thought.

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You're going to learn how to fight from the FRENCH? HAHAHAHAHA.

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The key is 'Foreign' not 'French'.

It is pretty funny that the toughest regiment in the French Army is made up of non-French though.

Unfortunately, their uniforms do seem to be designed by a Frenchman though:

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Old 06-09-2006, 07:45 PM
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theoretically, if someone were to want to become a professional assassin, how would they go about breaking into the business? is there some kind of school or summer camp for this thing? is prior military experience a necessity in most cases? and how would you advertise this new business?

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Wow psychos
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:07 PM
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theoretically, if someone were to want to become a professional assassin, how would they go about breaking into the business? is there some kind of school or summer camp for this thing? is prior military experience a necessity in most cases? and how would you advertise this new business?

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Wow psychos

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psychos kill for no reason.
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:24 PM
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theoretically, if someone were to want to become a professional assassin, how would they go about breaking into the business? is there some kind of school or summer camp for this thing? is prior military experience a necessity in most cases? and how would you advertise this new business?

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Wow psychos

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psychos kill for no reason.

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F U oddjob. You are so cheap b/c of your size. No one is allowed to play as him in my home games.
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:25 PM
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write a program to mine partypoker tables and send a message to anyone who gets a heinous bad beat..

have a message sent to that person..

"Want that lucky bitch to die?..call XXXXXXXXXX"

oh and pay off a party employee to give you players' addresses
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:29 PM
Andrew Karpinski Andrew Karpinski is offline
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It's not an easy life. You will need a number of identities to live as and travel under, burning any one of them as soon as they are compromised. You will be a citizen of the world; living no where for long.

True assassins are raised in hell. You must be flawless because your first mistake will be your last.

You must have the heart of a line, the eyes of an eagle, the cunning of a fox and the nerve of a rhinocerous.

Paramilitary training is not essential but helpful; being abandoned to the streets at an early age and making it on your own is another equally valid option.

You must notice everything, forget nothing and care for no one.

Then you must fall in love and marry some dumb broad and quit the game.

That's what the books tell me anyway.
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