What should I say to the next jehova's witness?

[deadbody]

The last time I had to deal with one of these asshats I was about 16, hungover and they fricken woke me up by banging on the door.

I open it and there is a 8 or so year old girl, who unfortunately was not my type with her mom in the background telling her to start talking and trying to coach her. I cut them off pretty quick with "why don't I just take this stuff for my mom."
The old lady jumps in, "Well can we come back and talk to her? When will she be home?"
In a stroke of pissed off hung over genius I look her dead in the face. "My mom died a couple years ago, but if she comes back I'm sure all the religious Bullsh!t will be real important to her."
The old lady looked like I just kicked her dog, and the little girl burst into tears. I shut the door. My work there is done.

Now I just don't answer the door.

[bwana devil]

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Anyone know any good jehova-stumping questions that I can throw their way?

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"if you believe only 144,000 people get into heaven, why are you going around telling everyone how to get it?"

bwana

[guids]

Honeslty, Im curious, just tell them you want to sign up, get the contract out, you are ready to become a JW, where do you go, etc.

[GambleGamble]

"Nice Shoes, Wanna Fck"

[lozen]

I usually offer them some water. Be nice and polite but firm that I do not believe in organized religion but believe in God

[curtis012]

Tell them that you are alive because of a blood transfusion and you'd do it again

[NutCrackerr]

I had one of these guys knock on my door and ask "If you could have one wish granted, what would it be?"

I held my hands about 15 inches apart and said "a pecker about this big."

There was an awkward pause, he thanked me for my time and turned and walked away.

[dcasper70]

Two came to my door last fall. I asked them to hold on for a minute, then went and sat on my deck out back and continued reading HoH II.

I wonder how long they waited...

[Vuron00]

Is it wrong that I now want a JW to knock on my door so that I can use some of these lines?

[Duke]

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I usually offer them some water. Be nice and polite but firm that I do not believe in organized religion but believe in God

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I bet that gets them to leave real quick.

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