Why You're Gay

[acoustix]

I tear up at the end of sports movies for some reason (It's only sports movies though. Remember the Titans does it every time)

I claim my gf "makes" me watch gilmoure girls, but I secretly enjoy it (mostly cuz I'd do both Gilmoures though)

I used to say "fabulous" a lot (I've been cured of that though)

[mj12]

damn 2 people beat me to; doing dudes

[WayAbvPar]

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Damnit, beaten on the 'have sex with men' joke

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Yeah, I was going to include "I service strange men in rest area bathrooms", but I figured someone would beat me to it.

[Grand Pooh-Bah]

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I watch Beauty And The Geek... [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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This is not gay, there are FAR gayer shows. Some of which I enjoy. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

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I feel less GAY now. Thanks JBB

[Tron]

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I have a suspicion that you've left a few things off your list, man sex probably being one of them.

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You know how I know you're gay?

Because you like coldplay

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I'm glad that it only took 8 replies for BOTH answers I had anticipated to show up. Nice work, OOT.... You never let me down.

[Anacardo]

You're goddamn right Snoop doesn't approve.

Uhmm... I can't do anything without a shower in the morning. Even if I'm going out to play basketball or rake leaves or something, first thing I'm doing is bathing, regardless.

[GambleGamble]

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I'll start:
(1) I exfoliate (but salicylic acid is better)
(2) I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] shoes. (once bought 5 pairs of shoes on one trip in Toronto, I look to buy shoes online weekly)
(3) I've gotten my hair cut (when i wasnt thinning) for $40 in Buffalo every 2 weeks.

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I died my hair bleach blonde for an entire summer, even though everyone I knew hated it

I go tanning

I get manicures and pedicures

I get my face exfoliated professionaly (easier way to say but dont want to get really flamed)

I am a fabulous baker.

I say the word fabulous.

I cried at the end of Braveheart and still get goosebumps whenever he yells "FREEDOM"

I wear pink shirts

I match my Kangols with my outfits

I match my sunglasses (15+ pairs) to my outfits

[rustyboy]

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Uhmm... I can't do anything without a shower in the morning. Even if I'm going out to play basketball or rake leaves or something, first thing I'm doing is bathing, regardless.

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Is this gay or just bizzare?

[Scary_Tiger]

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I have a suspicion that you've left a few things off your list, man sex probably being one of them.

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You know how I know you're gay?

Because you like coldplay

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I was going to go for this one. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Sponger. is too good.

[Grand Pooh-Bah]

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I'll start:
(1) I exfoliate (but salicylic acid is better)
(2) I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] shoes. (once bought 5 pairs of shoes on one trip in Toronto, I look to buy shoes online weekly)
(3) I've gotten my hair cut (when i wasnt thinning) for $40 in Buffalo every 2 weeks.

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I died my hair bleach blonde for an entire summer, even though everyone I knew hated it

I go tanning

I get manicures and pedicures

I get my face exfoliated professionaly (easier way to say but dont want to get really flamed)

I am a fabulous baker.

I say the word fabulous.

I cried at the end of Braveheart and still get goosebumps whenever he yells "FREEDOM"

I wear pink shirts

I match my Kangols with my outfits

I match my sunglasses (15+ pairs) to my outfits

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Are you gay? No offense if you are not.