Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[wiper]

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"Hurry up guys. My girlfriend thinks I'm taking out the trash"



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Winner!

[bmwguy525]

As soon as you get to your table, start sniffing around as you sit down. After a second say really loudly "Is Annie Duke around? I can smell her from here." Daniel Negreanu will then give you $20.

[diebitter]

Go all-in, and if you get called, whatever the hands are, shrug and say 'it's 53/48'.

[the crabs]

bring a putter and a golf ball, stand on the table and start putting the ball into peoples stack of chips. everyone will have a good laugh.

[React1oN]

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On being dealt your cards stand up and pull out ur hampton. Pull back your foreskin (if u have one) and scrape the cards around your helmet. Then pronounce to everybody on the table the next time they get aces they also get aids.

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LLLLLLOL HOLY [censored] LLLLLLLLLo

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[jschaud]

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Make sure you bring a mouse and Click it every time you fold, call, raise, etc...

Also be sure to bring a small toy house for a Chip protector and when you go all in push it in the middle as well..

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Unappreciated goodness

[React1oN]

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Make sure you bring a mouse and Click it every time you fold, call, raise, etc...

Also be sure to bring a small toy house for a Chip protector and when you go all in push it in the middle as well..

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Unappreciated goodness

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