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#161
06-19-2007, 02:12 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
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[ QUOTE ] just say raise when u open bets. it really tilts me when someone does that. "you mean bet sir?" and do it over and over. [/ QUOTE ] this post is tilting me for how dumb/wrong it is. [/ QUOTE ] pls to be asplainin why this is wrong? people who are first to bet and announce their bet as a raise are mental retards 
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#162
06-19-2007, 02:16 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
Some nits say that a bet is actually a raise from zero to the amount you are betting. They also suggest a check is just a call of the current bet size (0). Nits are mental retards.
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#163
06-19-2007, 02:22 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
On being dealt your cards stand up and pull out ur hampton. Pull back your foreskin (if u have one) and scrape the cards around your helmet. Then pronounce to everybody on the table the next time they get aces they also get aids.
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#164
06-19-2007, 02:32 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
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On being dealt your cards stand up and pull out ur hampton. Pull back your foreskin (if u have one) and scrape the cards around your helmet. Then pronounce to everybody on the table the next time they get aces they also get aids. [/ QUOTE ] yep.
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#165
06-19-2007, 02:48 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
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[ QUOTE ] and a phil hellmuth head as a codpiece [/ QUOTE ] FYP [/ QUOTE ] LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOL
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#166
06-19-2007, 02:54 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
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On being dealt your cards stand up and pull out ur hampton. Pull back your foreskin (if u have one) and scrape the cards around your helmet. Then pronounce to everybody on the table the next time they get aces they also get aids. [/ QUOTE ] LLLLLLOL HOLY [censored] LLLLLLLLLo
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#167
06-19-2007, 03:05 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
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On being dealt your cards stand up and pull out ur hampton. Pull back your foreskin (if u have one) and scrape the cards around your helmet. Then pronounce to everybody on the table the next time they get aces they also get aids. [/ QUOTE ] pretty standard at my games
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#168
06-19-2007, 03:19 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
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[ QUOTE ] On being dealt your cards stand up and pull out ur hampton. Pull back your foreskin (if u have one) and scrape the cards around your helmet. Then pronounce to everybody on the table the next time they get aces they also get aids. [/ QUOTE ] pretty standard at my games [/ QUOTE ] Some epople don't have teh aids.
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#170
06-19-2007, 05:29 PM
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Re: Things to say during your first WSOP hand
push in all your chips and say "i'm a 75-95% favorite to win this hand". when someone calls and flips over AA say "even better, now i'm a 3 to 1 favorite. DUCY?" flop a str8 w/ KJo, start raking the pot b4 the turn and say "is that your penis on my back?"
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