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Old 07-11-2007, 12:53 AM
firstyearclay firstyearclay is offline
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Default Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)

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My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

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Answer the question.

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The comedic genius in this is amazing.

fyc
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Old 07-11-2007, 12:59 AM
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Default Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)

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My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

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Answer the question.

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The comedic genius in this is amazing.

fyc

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No idea what level this post is on.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:12 AM
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Default Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)

20 yrs and going [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
god damn it

not very sociable and don’t have many friends who are females
o well


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Old 07-11-2007, 01:20 AM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)

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I wonder how long it's been for FFK or Fluff.

An hour? 10 minutes?

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Wow. I hope you mean time between when they wanted it and got it, and not simply time between getting it...

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Yes, I worded it poorly. WOW.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:35 AM
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Default Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)

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See the problem here is what if you don't care about cooking or Spanish? If I joined a club, it would be a chess club, or a math club. These are places where the non-hideous girl population is pretty much zero (within epsilon, anyway).

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wait I think I see the problem
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Old 07-11-2007, 05:53 AM
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Almost 24 and a little over a 5 year drought. Very introverted and don't like socializing. No game but mainly no effort and I just flat out don't care. I am somewhat attractive and think I could get some play if I worked for it, but I don't see it as worth the effort - I can get the same orgasm alone. If a good situation (quality female, potential to lead to something) fell in my lap I'd probably go along with it, but I'm not going to spend effort going after it.

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In other words you are a pussy/weirdo.
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:24 AM
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Hmm longest drought was exactly 22, my girlfriend (18) was a virgin too so we had some trouble having sex (go ahead and laugh). On my 22nd BD I SHIIP to "practice" (we had briefly talked about anal before.. and then she told me that one of her slutty girlfriends had practiced anal first too and suggested to do the same :P).
We managed to have "real" sex 2 days later cause I wasnt smart enough to just keep up the 3x anal a day for a little longer :P

Anyway, a few months later I broke up with her because she turned out to have some serious issues.. though I really loved her at the time and she was super freaky in bed) and was still really torn apart on the inside when I stumbled upon "game theory" on here. Took me like half a year to devour every book and instructional video I could find before I started reaping the rewards.
I had a 1 month fling with some 17 yo Ho (met her online, saw each other only for sex) before dumping her for my current gf (21) who incidently turned out to be a virgin (good times).

I would consider myself to have a serious oneitis atm, but considering how great a relationship we have.. and how much she's spoiling me with food and love... I guess it'S alright...
Anyway, to those still on a "drought"..

http://www.fastseduction.com/ => change your life to the better
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:28 AM
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Default Re: Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)

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20 yrs and going [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
god damn it

not very sociable and don’t have many friends who are females
o well




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females arent supposed to be your "friend", but rather your "mistress"... you dont want to "befriend" women, you want to "lay" them.
Wrong state of mind mate [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-11-2007, 06:48 AM
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To all the 'haven't been laid in x amount of years' crowd, are you guys actually doing things to rectify the situation? And I'm not talking about doing PUA crap or picking up sloots in bars.

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During my approx 3 year drought (basically coinciding with my first 3 years out of college), the short answer was 'no'. And to be perfectly honest with you it was rarely that much of a hardship. It came down to me more or less deciding that I had better things to do than always be chasing tail (which truth be told, I spent a lot of time doing in college...)

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My main point with my comments in this thread, is that the guys who are gettng all indignant about "chaising tail" and acting like they are too good to "waste time on it" dont understand how to really have a good basis for social interaction.

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This isn't true. When I was single and at a bar or something, if I met some girl who looked good enough but I couldn't speak to for five seconds without wanting to wrangle, I'd move on. This has nothing to do with not having a good basis for social interaction. I just don't like wasting my time.
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Old 07-11-2007, 08:06 AM
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Jesus F'ing Christ, no wonder you guys are so good at poker. No one is thinking about pussy. 3 years? 5 years?? More??? OMG!!!

I got laid for the first time at 13. My next hookup was 6 months later. I would estimate my longest drought after that has been 2 or 3 weeks max. I'm 37.
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