Things to say during your first WSOP hand

[Squareview]

just say raise when u open bets. it really tilts me when someone does that. "you mean bet sir?" and do it over and over.

[popeye18]

"Just so you know, Phil Hellmuth is my dad."

[BowToYourSensei]

"jamie gold was the greatest world champion ever"

then "accidentally" show one of your cards and say "i have you"

[Ihatebrandi]

Bring oreos to the tourney. When making a big decision hold them up to your ear and listen to the sound.

[ZeTurd]

Strip naked and start flinging feces all over the table. When the guys at your table proceed to stare at you in shock and disbelief, say:

a) "Oh sorry, I thought this was a fixed limit event"
b) "TOP THAT DUTCH!"
c) "Fold. So, what about those gas prices, eh?"

[BowToYourSensei]

"this one time i was playing a freeroll, and..."

[jagoff]

OMG I just came and not a little, I mean like a bucket. Welp see you later

[CaseS87]

Start telling bad beat stories and don't stop until the final table.

[SNOWBALL]

"Hurry up guys. My girlfriend thinks I'm taking out the trash"

[jagoff]

sitting next to Kathy Leibert...

Holy [censored]! Was that you? Christ!